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[Jul. 30th, 2009|09:47 pm] |
Why are DMs such dicks about Paladins? I saved a goblin baby, and the DM said that since it was evil aligned and I saved it, I lost Paladinhood. Explain to me how killing a baby is a better act than not killing a baby.
So I've decided that Mark Paladinguy (I'm not great with names) runs off with Goblin Baby Mark Junior and raises him to be super awesome, and fuck those guys. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|11:20 pm] |
Oh, great.
Okay, for those of you that don't know, aim for the head. Everything else is useless. Trust me, I've seen enough movies to know. And it would probably be a good idea not to have sex until this is all over. I know that's hard for some people, but seriously. Pants on until zombies are gone.
Alan, I think we should stick close to Denny. |
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[May. 5th, 2009|07:28 pm] |
I don't quite understand... I feel like I just read Superman: Man of Steel 25 when Superman came back from the dead. But I haven't read anything remotely that good in years. How strange. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2009|12:10 pm] |
Sable, I won't be able to come to work today. I've been kidnapped and made to be nude all day by a madman Swede.
I'm sorry, but he makes a pretty impressive point. I spend way too much time clothed, and I don't want to scare away any of your patrons. I promise to work a double shift or something.
LOL it looks like my belly button is telling you this, from the icon |
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|06:18 am] |
I.. I.. I think I need glasses. Yes. I'm going blind.
Why can't I see them anymore? I have to see them! |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|11:39 am] |
Okay, so I obviously was not in line of sight with the place where I teleported to, but I have seen the hallway of the apartment a million times. I wonder if I dematerialized and the molecules moved to the hallway, or if it was some kind of spontaneous magical phenomenon. Or maybe it's like Nightcrawler and I go through some other dimension.
Sheldon, we need to do tests. |
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[Mar. 19th, 2009|08:58 pm] |
I don't suppose there are any physicists looking for a job? I've determined that studying the space-time disruption that brings everyone here is advantageous, and that seems the most pertinent way to go about it. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2009|07:26 pm] |
Wanted: One female, preferably blonde and in her twenties, wishing to relocate to Los Angeles, specifically [address, across the hall]. Conforming to this culture's standards of attractiveness is a plus, high intelligence not required. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2009|05:09 pm] |
Leonard. It occurs to me that Penny's absence may be causing you some discomfort. Since your relationship didn't progress to a physical stage--that I'm aware of--I assume it wouldn't be correct to term it 'sexual frustration'.
Perhaps it would benefit you to find someone to approximate the role in your life that Penny filled. Whatever you would call that. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|07:28 pm] |
Okay, I don't think that was my fault. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|10:08 pm] |
Hello, I would like the attention of Soren and Cassidy, specifically.
It's occurred to me that, now that we've 'hung out' a few times, it might be appropriate to ask this question.
Would you consider us "friends"? |
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[Jan. 15th, 2009|08:03 pm] |
You know, I looked all over for some witty quote or pithy poem to put up here, but nothing really fit. So I guess I'll just thank everyone that came out to me and Cass' wedding today. Really, it wouldn't have been right without you all there.
And now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to Paris with my husband. See you all in a week! |
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[Jan. 4th, 2009|04:12 pm] |
I'm beginning to suspect that my initial facial hair-based theory on the likenesses between this universe and my own were incredibly off base.
There are similarities, however. I have calculated that I will not be able to continue to afford this apartment without a roommate. I don't suppose there are any interested parties? It's a rather spacious apartment. |
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|10:38 am] |
Seeking: One final person to round out a small group for a Dungeons and Dragons game, with the potential to become a Dungeons and Dragons Campaign. This would start Tuesday night promptly at 7:00.
Requirements: Must enjoy Thai food, appreciate and adhere to a high level of hygiene, and be able to distinguish themselves intellectually from a sea turtle. Masters Degree preferred.
Feel free to apply below. |
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[Dec. 28th, 2008|09:43 pm] |
I find myself feeling oddly...lonely. Really, it makes no logical sense. I have 282 friends on MySpace, which is 33% more than I had back home. Even given the loss of Leonard, Howard and Rajesh, I'm still coming out ahead. And not having to worry about even reciprocation of unexpected Christmas gifts is a relief.
Still. Something seems... off. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|03:45 pm] |
Did I create some... some sort of bridge to the eleventh dimension? M-Theory is actually correct?
Since I haven't seen any of my friends sporting Mirror beards, I can assume the anthropic principal applies. That's a relief. |
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