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Buffy Summers (sunnydalegirl) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-01-23 04:20:00

Current mood:	confused
Entry tags:	buffy summers, cassidy turner, dean winchester

Okay... I save the world again and get banished to another dimension? This is so like me.

...this isn't the world without shrimp is it?

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	1stbornextreme 2010-01-23 10:51 am UTC (link)
	What is "shrimp"? Sounds like something you sew onto a tacky dress. Have answers: [link] Don't worry, I was kidding about the shrimp. We also have lobster. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-23 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Oh you know... small, crustacean... oh. Well it's good to know that I landed into a relatively okay place. I was starting to think I died again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2010-01-23 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	We're good people, mostly. Except for the ones who aren't. And you might have! Dead people show up here all the time. Hi, I'm Cass Turner. I was born here, but got vortexed into my own past. And who might you be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-23 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, that's uber-comforting. I'm Buffy Summers. I'm surprised nobody's heard of me yet. Usually I'm THE talk in all the hell-dimensions. Though this doesn't seem like any kind of hell yet... how's your demon problem here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

1stbornextreme
2010-01-23 05:53 pm UTC (link)

Oh, we've had one of you around before! Must not be the same Buffy Summers, slayer of evil. Brill! You'll like it here, the vampire population is for the most part rather benign, and as far as I know, there's only the two demons right now.

But we're not infested by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, my own ancestor's a vampire. (He had my greatX12th grandad prior to being turned) Very nice man, him.

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sunnydalegirl
2010-01-23 06:03 pm UTC (link)

One of me? Well I suppose that shouldn't surprise me. It's about time, most of my friends back home have already had dopplegangers. Was she evil?

Vampires as a working part of society? See back home they're all with the teeth and the sucking and the sex in the inappropriate places... not that I know anything about that. Cause... that would be wrong. And... stuff.

And yes, I still am the slayer of evil.

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1stbornextreme
2010-01-23 06:09 pm UTC (link)

No, she only had a snappy attitude, but she worked it. No evil Buffys in this world. Unless you're evil, in which case, well, this would be a far more awkward conversation.

Well, the sex in the inappropriate places thing might still be, I haven't really asked. A vampire is banging God (Yes, she's here, yes she's a woman generally,) probably as we type. But otherwise, they either keep to themselves, or are like Grandpa Bill and Jack and do heroic stuff you wouldn't necessarily consider vampiric in any regard. Odd world, right?

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sunnydalegirl
2010-01-23 06:14 pm UTC (link)

I'm not evil. Well there was that one time, but not today at least.

There's Gods here? As long as they don't, y'know, bring about the apocalypse. The last one that did that received a vicious beating via hammer.

Aw, I already know a couple of heroic vampires, so not so odd. Hell, it's more awesome if the heroic ones outnumber the bad ones. What am I going to do with my time now? Be normal I guess. Hurray for normal-Buffy.

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1stbornextreme
2010-01-23 06:23 pm UTC (link)

Well, there's Ares, and Melpomene, who really isn't a Goddess, so much as a Muse, and then there's Antigone, who I think might be a demigoddess? I'm not sure. And there's a Celtic goddess running around right now, probably a few more Greek pantheon and/or underworlders I've simply ignored, and a few more that have since disappeared. And then there's the whole group of Christianity's Finest, including God (herself), Lucifer, Jesus, and Mephistopheles as well as some underling who recently took over for Asmodeus. So... Yes. Gods. Demons, angels, demigods, elves, a green fellow, an orange girl, people with powers, and last I checked, there might even be a werewolf or two around the place.

Oh, honey, I wish it were that simple. Things happen. Well, I should really format it as THINGS happen. Zombie invasions, the occasional issues with one of the gods getting distracted and doing something rather unkind to we mortals, the people with powers getting uppity and mighty with their issues, the people without powers forming groups against those with... it's a bloody crazy place when you boil it down. But the Things generally don't happen that often, and I believe you just missed the last one. The physical manifestation of Dreams has a girlfriend and well, her face was broadcasted to everyone dreaming... That was quite awkward for her.

If you want to go over all this over coffee, I'm free today. Husband's on tour with his band, and wife's over with her family, getting her aunt adjusted (She just showed up too, you see...).

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	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-23 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Gee... sounds just like a day at Sunnydale High. Sounds fantastic. And OH! My favorite beverage still exists as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1stbornextreme 2010-01-23 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	If coffee didn't exist, I wouldn't be able to function. Where'd you drop, Miss Summers? If it's London, I'll meet you at this lovely little shop, at [address] in 20 minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-23 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure it's London. Lots of 'Ello's' and 'Bloody Hell's' being thrown about. Oh, and also the big clock. Awesome. Now I'll just have to pull out my nifty Slayer navigational skills. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doubleup 2010-01-23 11:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, hey, it's you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-24 12:01 am UTC (link)
	Oh hey it's you, too! ...who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-24 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Dean Winchester. I'm a Hunter, you're a Slayer, we take out the Oogies and you're a pretty okay kid. Used to know you when you were here last, only it wasn't really the same ... you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-24 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Sweet. Though I hear there aren't to many bad oogies around here these days. I'm guessing you know all the hotspots for when I'm itching for a good slay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-24 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, not too much. I do a few standard salt and burns, but that's about it. I mean, I get to go on vacations. So effing weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-24 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Vacation from slaying? This IS a bizarre world. Usually monsters just follow me around. Like puppies... well puppies with fangs and an incredibly strong case of rabies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-01-24 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Well, when God and a bunch of other way stronger good guys hang out here, it's enough to give a guy a complex. That, and the wife insisted. I love when the wife insists. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-24 12:48 am UTC (link)
	I'd heard God lived here. Makes a gal really regret not attending church on a regular basis. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quirkyhumor 2010-01-24 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh honey, you're totally forgiven. Besides, you had better things to do. Or slay, as the case may be. Church kinda pales in comparison to your calling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-26 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Oh wow... Hi! I'm honored! This is so weird... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tuckersbrother 2010-01-26 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! You are here! And sorry, I see you posted this a few days ago. But this one girl showed me the link to this post and yeah. I just showed up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-26 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! You look so different, y'know, not tied to a chair in my living room and all. Did you do something with your hair? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuckersbrother 2010-01-27 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Huh? It was a long time ago that I was a guestage with you guys. And you just saw me a few days ago. So... Okay, I'm confused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-27 12:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah... I've been told this might happen. I'm thinking we've been whisked out of different points in time. When I was pulled out, Giles was suggesting we head to Scotland and start a new Council. How's that going by the way? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuckersbrother 2010-01-27 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Okay. That's weird. Didn't expect to be all from your future and stuff. But it's going good. We've got a few HQs all over the world. I run the one in Rome. Oh, and I'm a Watcher, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnydalegirl 2010-01-27 03:02 am UTC (link)
	...by that, you mean 'Watcher of many classic Star Trek episodes?' Or like... a Watcher? 'Cause if so, I'm gonna have to give Giles a firm talkin' to. ...And I'm kidding, so stop hyperventilating. I'm sure you do fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tuckersbrother 2010-01-27 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Both, actually. I do have the entire Klingon dictionary memorized. And I like to think I do fine. If I didn't, you wouldn't have had me run one of the bigger teams all on my own. And you wouldn't have picked me to be the one to go with you on your last mission. (Reply to this) (Parent)