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So...

I think I need some help designing a stable. Preferably one that is, uh, fireproof.

You lot are all talking about these cute little creatures you went out and got, good as any dog or cat or whatever else, yeah?

So I go out and look (like you do) and you're all right, of course. They're these adorable little fucks, every last one of them. Little lizards and fish things and birds with wings literally made of clouds, and I thought. Wow. Presh.

Never been a pet person myself. Just never seemed like a thing I want, no matter how cute.

So of course this absolute bloody demon follows me home.

Think I'll call him Chas.

Is anyone else losing track of the days? I mean, not what day it is, but how long they've been here?

Also, has anyone seen Goose? He got out the other night and hasn't come back.

Note for the new people: Goose is a large orange flerken cat. He looks very sweet, but he is very dangerous.
If you see him, do NOT go near him. Let me know and I'll come to get him immediately.

Would anyone be interested in some kind of neighbourhood watch set up? We're all concentrated in one place, leaves a pretty big area going unsupervised.

We need to do something

Is it even possible to have a hang-over for four days?

Private to Thor

What the hell did you have in that booze?

Do the dates count proper here? Feels downright weird using a calendar system in limbo, don't it?

Even still, if we're all counting, today's my birthday. Where to even find a cake?

This is odd.

I remember being tired, and then closing my eyes. I was surrounded by people. Now I'm here and I don't think I'm sick any more. I don't feel sick...

What and where is this place?

[Added After being informed: Private Avengers and X-Men]

Heeeyyy.

How are you? I'm good. Not dead. Very alive.
I'd like to stay that way.

You cool with that?

These doors seem strange. I have never seen anything like them across the universe. Can anyone tell me more about how they work? Is there any way to control where they go?

I should have stayed in bed.

X-Men?


Avengers?

This... isn't anything like my mother's stories.

What country is this? How far are we from the Citadel?

I know there seems to be some sort of consensus not to mess with these things that just randomly appeared, but well... a Ouija board under my pillow is a little too good to pass up.

Anyone wanna have a seance?

Please be careful if you see an orange cat at the bar or anywhere else in town. Goose arrived out of nowhere the other day, and he can definitely be very sweet, but also very dangerous. If you want to pet him or say hello, do so with caution and probably with a treat. If he looks agitated, do not approach. Just trust me.

Does anyone have a cigarette? Or the gum? Anything?

Judging by the activity on this device, we're all strangers in a strange land. I'd say that's comforting, but-- well. No I wouldn't. It's not comforting. Is everyone a witch, then? I tried to open the Road and wound up here. It's like the Bar With No Doors. Except...a town.

'Scuse me, then? What the ever loving fuck is this all about?