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Severus Sighs Birthday Challenge
"You're exaggerating," WhiteCotton said in disbelief and watched as Severus shook his head, thoroughly depressed.
He crossed his legs, drawing the eyes of the Webmistresses and said, "I assure you I am not."
"Surely it hasn't been that long," snow said, trying to steal a glimpse between Severus' thighs.
In response Severus pulled out a bottle of lubricant and squeezed slowly, as if for effect, and sighed as nothing but dried dust came out.
"It can dry up?" Torina whispered to thesewarmstars, who nodded sadly.
"And to make matters worse," Severus said in a low tone so that all four ladies leaned in to listen, "I'll be fifty on Saturday."
WhiteCotton sputtered and Torina let out a little gasp while snow put down her glass with a bang.
"Well, that settles it," she said. "Let's celebrate it with a bang."
"Indeed," said WhiteCotton, adjusting Severus' neckcloth. "A gang-bang will clear your pipes of dust perfectly."
Severus scoffed for show, but couldn't hide the hopeful look in his eyes.
So, ready for a little challenge are we? Think we can delve a little into Severus' *sighs* world and pull out something for his 50th birthday?
( Severus Sighs Birthday Challenge )
He crossed his legs, drawing the eyes of the Webmistresses and said, "I assure you I am not."
"Surely it hasn't been that long," snow said, trying to steal a glimpse between Severus' thighs.
In response Severus pulled out a bottle of lubricant and squeezed slowly, as if for effect, and sighed as nothing but dried dust came out.
"It can dry up?" Torina whispered to thesewarmstars, who nodded sadly.
"And to make matters worse," Severus said in a low tone so that all four ladies leaned in to listen, "I'll be fifty on Saturday."
WhiteCotton sputtered and Torina let out a little gasp while snow put down her glass with a bang.
"Well, that settles it," she said. "Let's celebrate it with a bang."
"Indeed," said WhiteCotton, adjusting Severus' neckcloth. "A gang-bang will clear your pipes of dust perfectly."
Severus scoffed for show, but couldn't hide the hopeful look in his eyes.
So, ready for a little challenge are we? Think we can delve a little into Severus' *sighs* world and pull out something for his 50th birthday?
( Severus Sighs Birthday Challenge )