revolt :: ic

textbookdenial
revoltic

So like, they gave you Lucifer's job right?

Can I take over the theatre? I have an idea to stop everyone being so miserable and boring. Well, marginally less miserable and boring, anyway.

Okay, so like, I know a whole bunch of super serious shit has gone down. But, you can't be serious ALL THE TIME. It will give you an ulcer or something equally disgusting. So, I've decided to put on a musical.

I've not decided which musical yet. But, I'll take suggestions and/or preferences. Like, if any of you knew someone in one of your super weird alternate reality trips, and it would be super weird to see someone playing them on stage. Let me know. Cause we all have enough trauma without adding to it.

dontburnout
revoltic

I'm coming over, and I'm staying, and I'm not taking no for an answer.

We should be doing more.

justed
revoltic

Thank you for your consideration for my family during this time.

SadTech employees and associates are advised of a company travel ban to Atira for security reasons. Anyone currently planning a trip to the asteroid for personal reasons is strongly counseled to rearrange their itinerary. Business plans will be reassessed by a combination of Legal + Diplomacy, Transportation and Security.

You didn't issue any threats.

The words 'shoot on sight' were used. I'm not inclined to bow to threats, but I'd also rather not enter a war on multiple fro impulsively.

I'm very sorry. Let me know of anything I can do.

I'm certain I saw a bottle of wine on the counter.

imadeawish
revoltic

One of the board members is dead, and my boss is AWOL. Five and I are in the city. You two - try to stay safe.

Hey. There's nothing good to say here. How are you doing?

I don't have a lot of friends. Please don't get yourself killed.

lildampeer
revoltic

If you pay any attention at all to the news, you know there's some shit going down. I'm not going to lock down the compound yet, but I'm asking that you all be fucking careful. Don't go out along, pay very close attention to your surroundings at all times. Self defense lessons wouldn't go amiss for those of you who aren't badasses already, whether you get someone you feel comfortable with to teach you or you ask me or Shepard or Diego to teach you some moves.

Use the buddy system no matter what, guys. No one is completely invincible. If you're planning to venture out alone – fucking don't. Ask security for an escort if you don't want to take a friend.

I'm doubling patrols, effective immediately. You should have your new schedules in the next five minutes.

Might be busy for a few days. Don't worry. I'm not going to get myself arrested or anything because we aren't getting caught.

dontburnout
revoltic

Hey everyone! It's that time of year. A few people have contacted me already, but for the newer folks, Dash's Delivery Service is here for your Valentine's Day needs.

If you don't have Valentine's Day in your world, it's what all the pink and red hearts and giant teddy bears in the stores are about - a day celebrating romance and love and so on. Don't knock the giant teddy bears, by the way. Some people love them. On February 14th, I (or one of my associates) will be carrying your cards and flowers and anything else to your girlfriend or boyfriend or wife or husband or secret (for those of you who can actually keep a secret) crush's home or work for a modest delivery fee. The exceptions are: I don't sing and I reserve the right to mock you if you send your significant other nothing but those chalky conversation hearts. Our schedule fills up fast, so get in touch soon!

Are you still in this year?

septman
revoltic

I don't suppose you could help me make up my mind?