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Okay. So. Two big questions.

One. I hear a lot of talk about ships. Inquiring minds need to know, what's the fastest way to get to space? Does anyone need pilot lessons? And can I broker a deal involving these two things?

Two. Aside from that being three questions, is there a usual Fourth tradition around here or am I inviting people over for drinks, cards, touch football, and some kind of party?

Ryder, if it's option 'I'm throwing a party', I need your help with biotic fireworksentertainment.

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Never a dull moment.Some day, I'd like to think the odds of surprise good news are going to go up and stay up.

[ Ryder ]
You know you've spent too much time reading between the lines of Cerberus bullshit whenHow're you holding up?

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Sup?

So. This is home now.
My name is
This is not how I remember Earth, but there's been a lot of that going around lately, so I figure we'll start with the really important things.

Two questions: How's the coffee and where is it?

Uh, Greetings?. My name is Lucas Oliver, head of the medical staff here at SadTech.

Allow me to preface this by saying that extended stays in the Amber pods - unless you were you injured or ill - have not typically been known cause any ill or lasting effects on your physical well-being. However, if you are feeling out of sorts, I urge you to make an appointment with us ASAP.

Most of your personal files have found their way to my desk, and your concerns have been noted. But I have been made aware that some of you will require continued care - we've contacted you privately to set a regular appointment. And if there is anything that ought to be brought to our immediate attention, comments below will be screened and visible to only myself.

[LUCY PEVENSIE]

Lucy, please take the day off. That is far too much coffee.

[JAMES ROGERS]

We'd like you to come in for a check up.

I just be looking for Thea, honestly. But guess it be a good thing coming in late.

I'm Finn Carrocher, one of the Rangers here. Just came in from the Belter-side of the Sol.

Suppose I can answer some questions, considering some folks here at SadTech be gathered 'round some office and have been working jokes all morning. Do be telling me who done riled up them scientists like that, because I need to give you a hug. This be the most excitement them folks had in years.

Hokay so it's 2200-something we're in space but there's no Citadel and while Mars is a Thing it's not the same Thing as I'm remembering? Well alright then. Allow me formal introductions. My name's Sara Ryder. I'm a Pathfinder, from the Andromeda Initiative. For me, it's 2819. To explain what I do, well it's in the name. I am a spearhead. I find places where my people can settle, terraform places when needed, establish First Contact whenever that's needed, and I'm basically a bit of a human Swiss Army Knife of useful knowledge and skills. I can say, this is my first time of entering a place like I did, and it's a bit weird being back. We left Earth behind because...well something Big was coming. Something Bad. We were, essentially, humanity's new beginning.

Happy to share how that went but that might require a drink or two. And oh, yeah. I am actually from Andromeda, that's where I was before here. So go us I guess. We made it all the way there.

If this This This sure ain't the Saratoga or Philly, and I don't wanna complain or nuthin', but I feel like have to because I'm kinda AWOL right now and I don't think I'd like to know what my commanding officer's gonna say 'bout that. What do commanding officers say 'bout that?

[...] You got any of those cool shooter games here?