Hello! I'm Valentina, and I'm an intern at SadTech. Mr Sadler has put me in charge of errands for the time being, until you all get used to this place and can find your way around!
If there's anything you need, let me know in a comment below! You can even filter it if you like, and I will make sure that whatever you need gets to you posthaste. [...] Oh right! But I'm
soooo noooot authorized to give you all weapons.