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What in the name of the Allspark has occurred! I am reborn, by right of regnancy, but within this putrid human body!!

And what human city is this, anyway? I find myself unable to tell them apart!

Well, this location is quaint. I suppose it's fine as long as the neighbors aren't too nosy. I'm a private person, you must understand.

Okay. Who hit the fast forward button? Somebody take away The Big Guy's remote.

I'm confused. I was trying to take a trip out of the country.. like Scotland. Then I figured I'd try France or Rome. Every time I try, I just end up standing right back here. This is a bit unusual, even for me.

Griffin, you could have at least told me that much.. and I think you already knew about this little complication. "Nice and slowly", my ass. Prick.

Ah well, I suppose it could be worse. I could have showed up in some trailer park in Georgia. So, I'll see what I can do to make the most of it. Maybe do some sightseeing and explore the city (and apartments) as much as I can.

So, God really does say 'no' to drugs.

Who wants to play some soccer?

Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Are you sitting comfortably????

I have something of a suggestion to make.

In light of recent events-- it would seem I have a solution. Something we should all... consider before the world ends amass Global Warming or Overpopulation.

It looks a little something like this:
EXHIBIT A:



Well, whaddya think? Yes, no? Questions, comments? Ideas?

Well, well.. this is certainly an interesting development. I could have sworn I was walking to the club a few minutes ago.

Still, at least New York and Massachusetts aren't that far from each other. So.. I'm in New York City now. I guess it will have to do.

How... disappointing.

So, what the fuck do you kids do around here for "fun", anyway?

Complain for sport? See who can bitch the loudest?

If I wanted that shit, I could've just stayed home and watched fucking Oprah.

Oh, I like New York City so much better than LA.

Plus, it appears I'm not actually dead anymore. Such a relief.

Tell me neighbors, are the members of Wolfram and Hart still around?

Well, I've had a busy week. Used some company funds as a donation to outreach programs that were facilitated by the church. Hmm.. kinda feels good to give once in a while. I know it probably won't make a big difference in the grand scheme of things, but at least it's a step in the right direction. I'm pretty happy now.

In other news, I have a few days off so I can relax. Or party. Maybe both, I don't know. I'm sure I'll find something to do in this exciting city. One thing about NYC, there's never a dull moment..

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( God )

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( Adam Young and Jake Grey )

Fuck I'm bored.

This sure is one tame level of hell. I've seen many so that's saying something nice.

Well, hello New York.

i SCREAM u SCREAM

So.

The drums, the never ending drum beat ringing in my mind.

Something needs to be done about the rif-raf around here. Honestly! What sort of establishment is being run around here?! I really should look into flexing my ownership muscles. Getting rid of some of the more undesirable elements, or maybe following dear, dear Britain's lead and just keep a very close eye on them!

Come on now, eviction or surveillance? I'll let all you decide!

Well, well ... this is going to be very interesting.

I can smell it.

I feel as if I might vomit. The most recent influx of people is most unfortunate.

I am not pleased with this at all.

Narcissa, have you decided that you've not gone nutters yet? I am growing increasingly impatient with your willingness to think I would lie to you.