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I have to get my GED before I can enroll in college.

Fuck.

Well, this location is quaint. I suppose it's fine as long as the neighbors aren't too nosy. I'm a private person, you must understand.

I see people speaking about the joys of education and will post once again that in the fall I will be opening up a school for our poor dears here that need to finish their education. I know a great deal of us are out of our realm, literaly, be it time wise or world wise. I am still looking for those that could be of help teaching the dears. If you perhaps will need to finish your education or would like to help please let me know.

Great.

Nice new influx of crazy. And trust me, I've seen crazy.

At least I know how to defend myself.

Being dead was a lot like being on an episode of Trisha. As entertaining as it was, I’d rather not do that again.

Yeah, being dead is entertaining when your life is a supernatural soap opera. Dying on Good Friday and coming back to life on Easter just proves that it’s a funny supernatural soap opera.

Any Jesus jokes will result in me killing you. Apart from Brian, he has a couple of freebies due to the fact that he put up with everyone’s shit and made sure nobody saw me naked while I was dead. He’s also the only person that can actually keep sane in a crisis. I know, even I’m surprised.

Brian’s freebies cannot be bought from him with money or sexual favours. I decide who gets to make the Jesus jokes. Brian doesn’t control who I do and do not kill.

Well, I'm failing to see the downside of living in this place.

It's been strangely quiet here lately. Makes me a little nervous.

Okay what the fucking fuck is going on around here?

Christ, why the fuck am I in New York? It's fucking freezing out here. I hate the fucking cold.

....Huh.

Well, this is...New York? What am I doing in New York? Oh God! What about Astor, Cody and Dexter? I've gotta get home! I've gotta find a phone or a plane ticket or something!

Breathe, Rita. Breathe...

OK, phone first. I'll let them know I'm OK.

Anyone know where the closest phone is?

I'm back.

( Private to Astor )

Dexter?

( Private )

I am finally done with my fifteen page report on Ventriliquism for my Theater class. I don't even know why I'm even taking theater. It just takes all of that beauty out of the free shows they put on down in Central Park. Now I, unfortunately, know the difference between stage right and stage left- and I don't even have to use the curve of my fingers! That's just such a bummer..

So, what am I to do all this spankin' new free time on my hands, you ask?

That's funny- I was just wondering the same thing.

Why, why, why are undergraduate students so stupid that they cannot grasp the basic facts of physics? These are people who want to major in the subject and yet they are far too stupid to grasp the basics! How my students managed to get into an Ivy League college is beyond me.

I think I should get a PhD student to teach these idiots and hope that by the time I teach them again that they can at least manage basic mathematics and know the simplest laws of physics!

Honestly. Idiots, the lot of them!

I hate the snow. It's not interesting anymore; it's an inconvenience.

I would very much like it to go away now.

Is anybody else bored out of their minds? I need to do...I don't know...something.

Intellectual disgrace
Stares from every human face,
And the seas of pity lie
Locked and frozen in each eye.


The longer I'm here, the more I think of her. I keep hoping she'll show up, but at the same time, I fear those few moments we shared in the library is not enough to build a relationship on. Perhaps she's even forgotten me. It could be forgiven.

I never thought I would say this, but a small part of me misses my old hospital.

Oh! Elliot! Steven came in the mail today! Can you come by and help me set up the web cam so that we can conference call Rowdy and Turk? Steven is complaining of chest pains and I think it's heart break.







Too bad there aren't any kittens allowed in the building. Sigh.

I think it's time I go out and find some work to do.

Maybe coming here wasn't such a good idea after all.