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( Joker )

I think it's time to clean this place up. There's been garbage piling up for weeks now and it needs to get taken out.

( Private to Bruce and Dick )

( Private to Babs )

I seriously hope there's someone out tonight I can beat up.

When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.

I am that and that is what I am. So what am I? Come on kids! Work those synapses.

Once upon a time, there were these... kids. These kids named Billy and Amanda.

Now, y'see, Billy and Amanda were hungry. Nobody fed 'em, nobody paid 'em any attention- and it was all very, very tear-jerking. So, one day, this... magical clown came to town to turn Billy and Amanda's frowns into buckets of little smiles and happy rainbows. The magical clown invited 'em to play a game.

This clown- he really liked to play these games, and Billy and Amanda loved the idea SO much, they decided that they'd give in and follow the magical clown and play the game he'd made especially for them. Because these kids? They were special little angels. The kind that needed their cream cheese served on clouds and their halos polished by sparkling cherubs.

But Billy and Amanda didn't realize that the magical clown had led them into rush hour!

That was the end of little curly-topped Billy and pigtailed Amanda. Oh, but there's a moral, kiddies, a good moral with magical twists and turns. And whoever can figure it out'll get a special prize.

One that doesn't involve headlights and blood so thick ya can't wash it out of your suit. And you can trust me- I'm a man of my word.

Well, it's certainly no Gotham City, but New York has its perks.

Although I'm curious to know how I ended up here when I'm supposed to be snug in my bed in Wayne Manor.

This...this isn't Gotham.

Well, this location is quaint. I suppose it's fine as long as the neighbors aren't too nosy. I'm a private person, you must understand.

So um not good at this.

What's the best way to actually ask...someone....out?

I figure getting ideas is good.

Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Are you sitting comfortably????

I have something of a suggestion to make.

In light of recent events-- it would seem I have a solution. Something we should all... consider before the world ends amass Global Warming or Overpopulation.

It looks a little something like this:
EXHIBIT A:



Well, whaddya think? Yes, no? Questions, comments? Ideas?

Oh wow! This sure is different.

Regular headtrip that was.

[Private to Mistah J]
Mistah J? You around here?

Hello? Mistah J?

The Gotham library was getting too small. I feel like I can really stretch my abilities here. And the public library here has so much to soak in. I'm ready to get started.