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Oookay, I really thought I woke up on the right side of the bed this morning but apparently I was mistaken.

Because this is not my house or my room.

Okay... I wasn't expecting this. Usually when I want to go somewhere, I'm there. But I wasn't planning on this. At least not yet. Oh well, could be worse. At least I didn't bring a ton of water into the library again.

I need to go and get really drunk. Anybody want to come along and buy me a drink?

I'm confused. I was trying to take a trip out of the country.. like Scotland. Then I figured I'd try France or Rome. Every time I try, I just end up standing right back here. This is a bit unusual, even for me.

Griffin, you could have at least told me that much.. and I think you already knew about this little complication. "Nice and slowly", my ass. Prick.

Ah well, I suppose it could be worse. I could have showed up in some trailer park in Georgia. So, I'll see what I can do to make the most of it. Maybe do some sightseeing and explore the city (and apartments) as much as I can.

Well, this is.. odd. I was expecting to turn up on the head of a sphinx in Egypt. I don't recall being here before. Ohh, I've been here, in several spots in NYC. It's just that I've never before been in.. this room.. that I'm standing in.

I guess this is as good a spot as any to introduce myself.. so here I go. My name is David Rice. Anyone see a young pretty bartender named Millie walking around? I thought she'd be here with me, but she isn't.