Prideview Random

Now this is different. I wonder what my siblings are up to.

Um, can someone tell me what's going on?

Well, well, well, isn't it so nice that people from the old homestead do just keep turning up? It is turning into quite the family reunion with Romana and the Rani. I imagine soon there will be a party with cake, jelly and ice-cream and balloons.

It wouldn't be a proper reunion without balloons, would it?

Don't worry little humans, I haven't forgotten about you just because there are more Gallifreyans around. I have lots of little surprises in store for you! I just don't think you'd enjoy them too much, balloons never seem to go very well with funerals.

Well, this location is quaint. I suppose it's fine as long as the neighbors aren't too nosy. I'm a private person, you must understand.

I have finally arrived. I will not bother with pretending to be shocked and dismayed.

You were indeed right, sister, let the Rebellious Son do as he wishes. He will not upset the balance here.

Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Are you sitting comfortably????

I have something of a suggestion to make.

In light of recent events-- it would seem I have a solution. Something we should all... consider before the world ends amass Global Warming or Overpopulation.

It looks a little something like this:
EXHIBIT A:



Well, whaddya think? Yes, no? Questions, comments? Ideas?

i SCREAM u SCREAM

So.

The drums, the never ending drum beat ringing in my mind.

Something needs to be done about the rif-raf around here. Honestly! What sort of establishment is being run around here?! I really should look into flexing my ownership muscles. Getting rid of some of the more undesirable elements, or maybe following dear, dear Britain's lead and just keep a very close eye on them!

Come on now, eviction or surveillance? I'll let all you decide!

I have come to the conclusion with darling Lilith that we are opening a school for those of you that have yet to finish your education but can't very well hop into one of the local ones. Prideview Academy is not going to care what reality you are from. I am also fairly certain we can be quite accommodating to those of you who need "special" classes.

I think that covers most things. I should have the building built and to my liking by tomorrow morning. If any of you intellectual sorts wish to help I would be more than pleased to sit down with you and see if you are right for the education of impressionable minds. Yes, I am being serious.

And if I have failed to introduce myself let me do so now. I'm Lucifer Morningstar. No, I'm not joking.

Well I must say this is rather disappointing. There I was sitting in my piano bar in my self created reality then all of a sudden here I am sitting in some apartment which, while nicely decorated, is not mine.

There are only two people I can blame for this it was either my dear creator or it was my dear brother Michael.

i miss BARNABAS.

SO ich hABe ein KätZcHEn geKAUFT.

will call HER Plippy Ploppy Cheesenose.

she even HAS my eyes.

What. the. bloody hell is all this supposed to be, then!?!

Oh, this was The Doctor's doing, wasn't it? Yeah, LEAVE it to him to just drop me off in some God forsaken apartment complex without so much as a warning. Well, I've got plenty of words for you, Mister Time Lord, and if you know what's good for you, you will get your SKINNY little arse down here, right now, because I do not feel like typing them all out on this.. this stupid board thing!

chelsea CHELSEA I believe that when you're dancing

slowly sucking your SLEEVE

that all the bOyS get lonely after you leave

and it's one 4 the DAGGER and another for the 1 you believe

I like to think I’m a patient man. After all, I haven’t gone into your new headquarters and sabotaged it, I haven’t killed you all and I certainly haven’t done half of what I’m capable of.

So tell me, Torchwood. Where is my wife? And why shouldn’t I tear you apart as I look for her?