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Fuck.

Adam's gone.

Huh.

I'm honestly not sure what disturbed me the most about the last two weeks. My job, my hair colour or Brian being pregnant.

Adam, I maintain that I'm going to kill you.

Bastard.

Time travel? This is why we don't plan meetings over Halloween, something always happens. We turn into our costumes, have a weird desire to tell the truth or I end up in New York in 2008. I'm supposed to be in a meeting in DC, not reliving my teenage years.

This is giving me a headache, I'm going to go and get some coffee and work on the numbers for Dr. McKay as I've obviously got some time off now. Brilliant.

Getting a concussion makes me completely bloody mental. This is information I really could have lived without. I'm sorry to anyone that I might have offended, annoyed or embarrassed by simply talking. Although I think it only got worse once I was in the hospital so most of you were spared my crazed ramblings.

I quit my job, so I am now officially an unemployed student. I'd offer my services as an accountant, but I'm not exactly holding my breath for any takers.

( Private to Kitty and Claire )

Dying is really painful. I wouldn't recommend it.

Yep. Definitely not doing that again.

Well, I guess that's beside the point since I'm already dead.

What...why would someone leave something like that?

Oh god...oh fucking...I'm going to be sick.

Fuck...all that blood...

Okay. Ouch. Very, wvery very ouch.

I promise this wasmn't my fault. I didn't make the Torchwood building explode and fall on my head. It just did. I blame someone else. Who do I normally blame? I blame them!

Kitty's bleeding a lot. It's really rude and is nmaking me feel sick. Thats not good. Theres a big metal... thing sticking out of her and we could probably use some medical help. Did I mention that the building fell on me? My head's bleeding and my shoulder hurts. Typing one handed on my sidekick thungy is awkward.

Um, help please? We are in what is left of the gym. Is everyone else alive? Or are people dead agaiin?

Explosions are bad. Veruy bad.

I felt this needed it's own post.

Pete Wisdom, if you don't start putting on a pair of trousers before leaving your apartment, I will remove your balls with a nail file.

So, my job is going well. I'm really liking it, and the magazine is getting to be really popular. My editor even talked me into setting up my own political blog, affiliated with the magazine of course. I just get to give my thoughts and discuss with people. I'm really enjoying it...though it can get a little odd sometimes. I had someone try to convince me today that Obama has a touch of the antichrist in him. I didn't have the heart to explain that there's already two of those and they live in my apartment complex.

I have finally arrived. I will not bother with pretending to be shocked and dismayed.

You were indeed right, sister, let the Rebellious Son do as he wishes. He will not upset the balance here.

And out of the blue a door appeared in my little cozy place I hang my hat. I'm not sure when my world decided to form an apartment but it is a very nicely decorated one.

( Private )

Wills? You have to fix this.

I know it's dangerous. But you did it once...you can do it again.

Just...please, Wills. You have to fix this.

Angelus, you're dead. I don't care what it takes, I'm going to kill you. And I'm going to make it hurt.

Well, well.. this is certainly an interesting development. I could have sworn I was walking to the club a few minutes ago.

Still, at least New York and Massachusetts aren't that far from each other. So.. I'm in New York City now. I guess it will have to do.

Yeah, okay, the comments about me knocking out one of my lecturers are getting really, really old. It's been a week so just drop it and leave it alone. Before I push you out of a fifth floor window.

Also! I haven't knocked anyone out all week! Apart from Tim, but that was in a controlled environment so it really doesn't count! Really... Right?

I have been thinking I should probably try to avoid violent situations. Shut up, Brian, I can hear you sniggering from here! I think that should be about as easy as getting financial reports from the medical department on time, writing an English literature essay or getting blood out of a stone. So basically completely bloody impossible.