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Well, this is.. odd. I was expecting to turn up on the head of a sphinx in Egypt. I don't recall being here before. Ohh, I've been here, in several spots in NYC. It's just that I've never before been in.. this room.. that I'm standing in.

I guess this is as good a spot as any to introduce myself.. so here I go. My name is David Rice. Anyone see a young pretty bartender named Millie walking around? I thought she'd be here with me, but she isn't.

Fuck, I need a drink.

You, whatever your name is...that guy who doesn't make me want to punch things, you're coming.

So, what the fuck do you kids do around here for "fun", anyway?

Complain for sport? See who can bitch the loudest?

If I wanted that shit, I could've just stayed home and watched fucking Oprah.

Um. What?

Oh. Lovely. Domestics.

I think I just threw up a bit in my mouth.