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What the hell was that all about?

Three new bottles of lube: $10.00
Good massage oil: $35.00
Getting to have sex with your once-dead lover again: Priceless.

God I think I love this place.

God, sometimes I really do get sick of waking up with a headache.

Potter, Black, I'm just going to presume this is your fault. One or both of you.

2008. What the bloody fuck is going on?

So, which Cameron is the real one? The puker or...Well, again, the similarities have me baffled.

Gee, I wonder what a quirky little deity could get up to in a big bad city like this?

I think I'm going to like it here. Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo New York!!!!!!!!!!

So, God really does say 'no' to drugs.

Who wants to play some soccer?

Where are all the patients not suffering from heat stroke? People, it's 74 degrees out with 100% humidity. If a person is feeling faint and nauseas, they don't need a diagnostics run down. Heat. Stroke. Say it with me. The next person to come into this clinic telling me they can't focus and are feeling dizzy is getting a prescription to bite me.

Hey Wilson, guess what I found.

Pepper officially isn't allowed out without supervision. She ends up punching out teachers.

Mr. Destruction...I really think you're a terrible influence on our dear, sweet Pepper.

I think someone kidnapped House.

Whoever put the 'Candle Jack' sign on my door, you got the wrong apartment. And what the Hell does that

Well slap my ass and call me Daddy. Where the hell did I turn up now?

Oh New York, how I've missed you.

It's good to be back.

Whoever thinks it is okay to yell out in ecstasy at four o'clock in the morning-

Bravo. Aim a bit higher for some of those crescendos, but as erotic opera stylings go, I give you a 6 out of 10. And I'm a tougher judge than Russia in any major figure skating competition.

Oh my God.

That being said, I'm bored. And person two doors down from me? It doesn't matter how loud you turn up your music, my sex is just going to keep getting louder.

Okay, I know when I fell asleep I was at my desk at the Daily Planet. And now all of a sudden I wake up in New York City?

Why do I have a feeling Lex Luthor has something to do with this?

New York City, well...this is a new development.

I'm not really sure how I got here, one minute I was on the island...and the next...

I'm Claire, and I'm very confused. I'm here with my son Aaron, who was also just on the island...

I'm not really sure what to think about this.

Alright, I need to stop being such a hermit so...Hi everybody. I'm Karen. 

There. That's good enough, right?