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Jonathan is letting me use his computer. Typing is a bit slow...have to take my time.

He's helping me though. With...everything.

You all sure were quick to give me up for dead.

( Private to Bruce and Dick )

( Private to Babs )

I seriously hope there's someone out tonight I can beat up.

Well, it's certainly no Gotham City, but New York has its perks.

Although I'm curious to know how I ended up here when I'm supposed to be snug in my bed in Wayne Manor.

. . . Huh.

This...this isn't Gotham.

Fuck, I need a drink.

You, whatever your name is...that guy who doesn't make me want to punch things, you're coming.

Good Morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Are you sitting comfortably????

I have something of a suggestion to make.

In light of recent events-- it would seem I have a solution. Something we should all... consider before the world ends amass Global Warming or Overpopulation.

It looks a little something like this:
EXHIBIT A:



Well, whaddya think? Yes, no? Questions, comments? Ideas?

So, what the fuck do you kids do around here for "fun", anyway?

Complain for sport? See who can bitch the loudest?

If I wanted that shit, I could've just stayed home and watched fucking Oprah.

Huh.

It's not Gotham, but it'll do.

The Gotham library was getting too small. I feel like I can really stretch my abilities here. And the public library here has so much to soak in. I'm ready to get started.