Sep. 6th, 2010

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CHEERIOS TRYOUTS, Wednesday [Sue/Everyone who signed up for Cheerios]

Open tryouts. Open tryouts.

It was a travesty. Even last September, Principal Figgins would never have required this of her, but thanks to the insane machinations of the Glee club, now she had to think about being inclusive. Inclusive!

It was a disgrace!

Finally, when it looked like all the losers potential candidates were in the gym, she lifted her bullhorn to her lips.

"Listen up! I'm going to call out your name, and when I do, you are to do whatever pathetic excuse for a routine you have, and when my eyes begin to pain me because of your craptastic routine, I will tell you to stop and if you have gotten in! Now, first name..."


She looked on her list and announced the first name, then settled down for an afternoon of potential torture.