New Directions

Even though Brittany wasn't a Cheerio anymore, she still had to prepare for all the dancing in American Idiot, so she had to stay in tip-top (heeeee, wasn't that a cute word?) shape. That meant she still had to have her usual Sue Sylvester Master Cleanse for lunch.

She couldn't remember the recipe - she remembered the water and maple syrup, then tossed in random stuff that they had in the kitchen. She had also forgotten the teaspoon of sand, but there was plenty of sugar in the cafeteria and sugar felt just like sand, so that was just as good, wasn't it?