mythopoeics

That was stupid and so is everything else going on here.

Now someone explain what this bullshit was and don't fucking get cute. I want to know why the second I meet a bunch of reincarnated people that I get attacked and have something so annoyingly small give me the vaguest, stupidest warning ever.

THERE IS A CAR ALARM GOING OFF OUTSIDE AND IT'S BEEN GOING FOR HALF AN HOUR AND I DON'T THINK MY SANITY CAN LAST ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES I NEED EARPLUGS

help

also no more fairies please

also i lost my punctuation somewhere

[Styx had enjoyed her fairy. At least half of the time. She'd debated drowning him more than a few times at night when he forgot about the "no touching" rule. Instead, she bought an old lantern and trapped it in there. It had worked with Tinkerbell, it would do for her fairy, too. She'd even gone so far as to glue it down to the table. It wasn't like she was having guests over anytime soon anyway...or ever.

The warning had been strange and she wasn't exactly sure how to react, but she didn't let herself worry too much. There were things to do and information on a family she didn't even remember to find out.]

Lanterns make for perfectly good fairy storage if we happen to get fairies again. I may see about stronger glass, though. I may as well buy a candle to keep in there until then considering it's now a permanent fixture.

Mine and Apollo's fairies ruined all of the electronics in the apartment. It put my cellphone in the garbage disposal and turned it on the first day it appeared. They started fires with our mail pile and paperwork, had food fights. Snapped the wires on Apollo's guitars -- I think he actually cried. Every time I tried to sleep mine would pull at my eyelids and kick my nose. I have tiny bruises! The only time I did actually get a full night of rest, I woke up with a chunk of facial hair missing and marker on my face.

It was like having a miniature War following me around constantly

It was a strange and invasive experience I'd like to never have again. But it certainly is good to have an open line of communication again so; Hello.