mythopoeics

AHAH. AHAHAH. AHAH. AH.

I'm married. Why am married? Hey, daddiest? ARE YOU SLEEPING ON THE JOB OR SOMETHING? WHY ARE WE GETTING KICKED AROUND? I'M GETTING A BIT TIRED OF THIS DADDY SO WTF She's nice. She's very nice. And this was nice. I didn't mind it that much. Only. I'm going with WTF so the awkward doesn't drop by like this huge Boing 747.

Well. Shit.

I would say that his is weird, but unfortunately it's really not.

[filter: hemera]
You okay? Charon and I are married again, which is strangely normal. Let us know if you need anything.

[filter: charon]
I think I've said this before, but repeating is okay: this changes nothing for me. Meet you in the park later?

This again. I want to go back to the graveyards. At least that made sense If this were surprising, I'd be surprised...but it isn't. If you don't count being Sultan. That's surprising. That's the most surprising thing that's ever happened. No. Second most surprising. I think Helen is the most surprising. Well, this is awkward

At least...the being fucked around part isn't surprising. Now what?

[Filter: Nephthys]
Did you ever think this would-

[Filter: Eve]

Our sister, whoever she was, is dead. It's likely she wasn't anyone at all, though. We'll know if we ever return. In any case, I'm sure you must have heard by now.

I'll be home to deal with you soon. Don't move.

[Filter: Private]

And maybe I'll let you know who I am then. Perhaps as I pin you down and take away everything that makes you wrong. And Adam, will Adam see you so docile and submissive then? So perfect to put under him and treat like a second-class thing?

I'll ruin you, Eve. I'll drag you into hell and have you remold in the horror and filth all demons come to adore and treasure. And what will your precious fucking husband think then?

[Filter: Public]

And life goes on, it seems.

Can someone here in the Camelotian castle please do something about that little servant? My nerves are being grated here. I rather not have to go on poor terms. Presumptuous of me and I do not care but I imagine if we might actually be stuck here longer than we all would like that we better play nice still with the other regions and whatnot. Rulers are still rulers and servants are still servants.

As if I care. I just want to see him annoyed.

[Hector]

I'd like my ring now~

[Hermione]

You little ungrateful brat that was trying to hide from me- Hello, darling.

I HATE ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKERS. Just so we have this out of the way AND WHERE IS MY GODDAMN HUSBAND THAT I DID NOT ASK FOR? ATHENA? ATHENA, WHERE ARE YOU?


Also, is my niece really dead? Fuck. Her parents are going to flip their shit. Maud, MAUD? WHERE ARE YOU? MAGICALLY HEAR ME, MAUD. MAUD. MAUD. MAUD. MAUD.

What, no, I haven't heard of the telephone, FUCK YOU.