mythopoeics

I was told today that I should go suck a bag of dicks. I was curious to know what sort of dicks would be in that bag. Would they be healthy dicks, or diseased ones? A man should know what he's facing.

The name is Gavin, by the by.

The last few months are this weird fuzzy blur, like if I drank continuously for them. However, this is all okay because I have bagels~ askdkadjaksdjalka and I love bagels.

I'm making it a point to run over the next asshole that walks out in front of my car because they were too fucking distracted by their cellphones to watch where they're going.

It's not my job to look out for your dumb ass.

On that note. Hi. I'm Jason. I might be making hood ornaments out of half the population of the entire Lower East Side. Just so you know.

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Mr. L filed for divorce from his wife, Mrs. L. She found this to be devastating until she realized he was leaving her for his secretary. His buxom, raven-haired secretary that could have given my mother a run for her money.

Mortal and hell queen.

Mrs. L, then, was convinced to participate in a fetish club to vent but no one will be able to prove I had anything to do with that. She and the Man in the Latex Suit are fighting together against her soon-to-be ex for the apartment.

The Man in the Latex Suit's a judge with influence. It should be over soon.

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Who wants ice cream? :) My treat. ♥


Wait, I don't think I know any of you. ATTEND TO THIS IMMEDIATELY!