mythopoeics

Spring, spring, spring~ I can taste you. You are so near and I am finding myself desperately impatient to welcome you. To eventually be rid of so many layers just to shield myself from the nippy winds and unpleasant chills.

That aside, I have people all ready to have their lovely properties landscaped. A gentleman even had the guts to ask me out but I declined him (I knew he was married, how devious!).

But the second man was unattached. I have consented to one lunch date on Saturday because I'm terrible and I want lunch at that place on the Lower East Side. ♥ I could have gone along but~ I don't know. A part of me just feels the need for some company.

Sisters, I'll grab you for a meal next week, I promise. ♥

Theories:

This is a community for-
a. roleplaying/fanfiction/otherkins
b. some other fandom thing
c. personal ads for New Yorkers
d. alien/government conspiracy theories
e. a social experiment
f. I've lost my mind/have been drugged/drank too much

If-
a. Reportedly not.  But just in case: not interested, but keep on keeping on.
b. What series is this?
c. I have a couch that my roommate wants rid of because apparently it doesn't match the new coffee table. 
d. Freaky.
e. Also freaky.  (unsure if more, less, or similar amounts of)
f. Seems likely.
all of the above. Oh.
none of the above. Hello, my name is Donovan.