Sep. 10th, 2020


[info]mountzenith

TIME UPDATE

Day 53.

Weather: It's cloudy for parts of the day, but there's no rain! Finally! Blue skies and dry days!

Events: Listen, weird things happen in this place all the time, and sometimes the weird things are just a different type of weird. Sometimes you get monsters, and sometimes you have a banana-themed day.

Everyone sleeps at some point during the night, and they're free to wake up whenever they want after 7am, though with the noise, it may be difficult to sleep much longer after that. It doesn't matter which building anyone is in, they're going to wake up to a new food item: bananas. So many bananas. Bananas in beds, bananas on the floor, bananas on shelves... They're everywhere. Right off the bat, they're everywhere. Solo or in bunches, there's bananas in everyone's path as long as they're indoors today. And that's before the songs start.

Every half hour or so after 7am, a song plays from all those rooms and crawl spaces that people can't get to. Only one song plays at a time, though they'll repeat throughout the day, because there are only so many banana songs. This time it's I Like Bananas, but the next time it could be Bananaphone, or maybe the Banana Boat Song. It's a short list of songs, but you know what happens when they play?

More bananas.

It's impossible to tell where the bananas are even spawning from. As the day goes on they'll start appearing in drawers and falling out of cabinets. Maybe something's pushing them out from under the beds? You can't tell, but you can count on it happening again when the stupid minions start singing about them.

Listen, not every day can be about mysteries and questions. Some days are just about bunches and bunches and bunches of bananas.