[It's late as the low-blooded troll skulks about. Of course, his kind is naturally nocturnal anyway, so to him, it's about the middle of the day. He's not all that tired, used to staying up for even several days at a time, but the situation has made him ( cranky.] )

[During all his brooding, Rotblade meanders around and finally settles on leaning against the wall of a building along a walkway, glaring and snarling at anyone who passes. And probably talking to them, too, because spending the entire day investigating was boring as hell.]

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((OOC: troll AU!Cain reporting for last-minute shenanigans and confusion. o7 No particular sector, assume he's wherever you want.))

[There was something a bit odd about being gifted, of all things, a welcome basket when you were hauled into a prison. It felt like they were being mocked, she supposed, and the pamphlet while informative only heightened the effect. She had already read the pamphlet but she wasn't sure how much of it to believe given her circumstances. A lot of this was rather difficult to take in, but she felt a little better prepared to it thanks to the visions the Signless had spoken of. The possibility of time and various dimensions had always been there.

She never expected should would end up a traveler, but if all this was true then it was best to just accept it and take things in stride. Her biggest concern was how much of this she should believe, and that as far as she had seen she was the only troll around. Mostly she had just seen robots and strange, hornless alien creatures. So far they had only given her some wide-eyed stares but she preferred to err on the side of caution.

With that in mind, and with a desire to rest from the emotionally and physically exhausting past couple days she had had since she and her companions were captured, she dragged herself to a nearby tree to observe and be somewhat obscured, and try not to look as beat down as she really felt. In her hands she twirled the communicator, deciding against using it for now. She idea of speaking with a bunch of strangers, and giving herself away to anyone who might recognize her did not seem the best idea right now. The prison who huge according to the map, who knew who else might be here.]

[While sitting at the bar with a glass of wine in his hand --

Yes, of course the first objective he completes is get some alcohol in his system...] All right, no more playin' around now.

Where might one such as I take back my stolen weapon? I desperately need it on my person.

Also, any information you know about this prison would be appropriate to tell me. That is, if you value your lives.

[Tap tap. Tap tap tap. Have a scaley purple face, Marina.]

Hey, is this thing on? ... Okay, good.

First of all, has anyone seen a dragonfly around? His name's Sparx, and I think we got separated.

Second, where am I? Did I go through another portal? I probably shouldn't have taken that left after Dragon Shores.

That's... it, I think.

[He does know that electronics and water don't normally mix, so you can get an upside-down view of the pool as he shakes off his communicator and glides over the pool, doing a summersault in midair and diving down into it. Hey, who knows? There could be gems there!]

[Here, Marina, have a Nepeta curled up in a towel pile and wailing loudly.]

CAAAIIIIIIIIN! Efurrybody's goooone! [Fefurry and Terezi and Kanaya are, at the very least. :((]


[[ooc:I registered on the ooc post, and since I was never removed from the comm, I figured this was fine!]]

--I can't believe they're celebrating Holi. [He's kind of thrilled about it, and laughs.]

Holi is a festival of colors. I'm not sure if there's religious significance to it or not, other than that it's for spring, but in India people would throw colorful liquid or powder on passersby. And if you say to them, "Pardon me, but it's Holi," they're supposed to forgive you.

It's a lot of fun, if you can relax enough for it. If not... [sly] maybe you should stay indoors today?



((ooc: Respond to his voice post here! Otherwise this is an EVENT POST. Comment here if you want your character to get powdered, or if you want to lurk and throw brightly-colored water at other people, and other people will respond to your comment to oblige! Calling all pranksters, goofballs, and trolls!))

[It's the tea purrty! As listed on the invitations she sent out, when five o'clock rolls around, Nepeta has set up a bunch of blankets in Sector Four with tea things strewn all over them. Every teapot comes in a pastel color with a black cat pattern on it, and they contain such things as Purrl Grey, Rawrjeeling, Cameowmile, Tannya, Raspurry tea, Blooberry tea, and a blend she's labeled "secret blend! :33". There's also a pot with a red stripe painted around the lid that holds red-colored tea, beclaws Nepeta purrmised.

Courtesy of the bots and Kanaya, there are crumpets and tarts and sandwiches and pie and all sorts of other tasty treats scattered between the teapots and teacups.

Just about anyone Nepeta's talked to has been invited, but she won't compurrlain if they purring guests! And if you stumble by on accident? She'll force a cup of tea on you and insist you try a tart. :33]

[[OOC: Event-ish type post, feel free to tag around~. And even though she sent invites, it's open to anyone that would be in Sector 5 near sunset. And the "secret blend" is a ridiculously STRONG lemon tea. "OMFG how can you drink this without sugar" strong lemony flavor. Have fun with that. X33]]

[After his morning workout, Ciaphas Cain changed into some civvies and ended up in the one place he has never been before: the pet cafe. Seated on a bench, he stares blankly out a window as the animals frolic around his feet with an unsettling brand of cuteness.]

[Getting the kid a pet seemed to be the best way to divert some of his attention away from breaking into Cain's room to sleep/cry on his bed, among other entirely unsavory activities. The trouble was going to be finding one that the sea troll would find appropriate, and he had a feeling Eridan was going to be extremely picky. Cain taps his mechanical fingers on his thigh and avoids eye contact with the animals. Especially the technicolor pokemon. He couldn't get out of here soon enough.]

Excuse me-- [She smiles into the camera, a bright and innocent smile.]

I know it's a little rude to ask, and you don't have to answer me if you wouldn't like, but could you tell me about the person you love?

[This is a unicorn. But not just any unicorn, oh no. This unicorn has a pair of red cat's eye glasses, a gorgeous purple mane, and a diva's glare that would make a pop star jealous.]

Well! I've never been so insulted in all my days! First I'm kidnapped, then arrested, and now imprisoned? Do any of you know who I am, hmm? No? I am Rarity, and I am a lady.

[Sticking her nose up and tossing her mane? Yes, very yes.]

Just you wait till the other girls hear about this. They'll have me freed faster than Rainbow Dash can clear the clouds in Ponyville. It's one thing to capture me, but to place me in an area with such horrid decor... Do you intend to torture me as well? I mean, come on; a blind pony could do a better job. I could go on.

This is complaining, by the way; you haven't even heard me whine yet.

... You won't like me when I'm whining.

[the video feed clicks on to show what looks like a very determined, disgruntled individual. He's frowning at the screen, before he opens his mouth, letting out a loud, resounding--]

Objection! What evidence do you have that I committed any of these crimes? I don't remember being properly charged or a proper trial taking place! You-- you can't just ignore procedure and-- anyway, a life sentence for those crimes? That's ridiculous!

--and I don't even have children! [he sounds almost plaintive; some could say... whiny? for the final sentence.]

--I demand a retrial!

[Did you know that you can do pop quizzes in a physical education class? Cain is certainly glad to prove it. Today, everyone will be drilled on everything they've practiced and learned so far until they're sweaty, lightly bruised, and/or tired.]

[Newer students will be given a much easier test than the ones who have been around since day one of the class, and those just joining today will be tested on their existing skills.]

[Before and after, Cain is his usual pleasant self, willing to chat people up and offer friendly advice. But during class, he'll be absolutely no-nonsense about working his students to see how much they've learned.]

((OOC: And yes, threadjacks where appropriate are alright!))

So who was the genius that took the bag marked Do Not Touch outta the kitchen freezer? I know one of you took it 'cause you left the damn bag on the counter! ...Those were mine, damnit! [ Those Topsicles were going to be his breakfast! ]

When I get my hands on you, you're gonna be sorry.

[Deep, steadying breath.]

Hello, everyone. My name is Euphemia li Britannia for those of you I haven't met. [It feels like she needs another one of those deep, steadying breaths now, but she charges onward with nothing but sincerity and concern in her voice.]

I wanted to apologize to all of you for the horrible, unspeakable things I've said and done since I returned. I just want you to know I don't wish anyone harm, and I don't think any less of the Japanese. [She pauses here. It's hard to say all this with the way she is still fighting the geass back. Cross' sorcery had lessened the effect, but it hadn't removed it completely. It just made it manageable. Controllable.] I understand that I'll need to show this through my future actions as well as my words. If there is anything I can do to make amends, please don't hesitate to tell me.

I don't want to take up any more of your time. Thank you for listening, and once again. I'm deeply, deeply sorry to everyone and especially to those I threatened individually and Orihime.

[She hesitates a moment as if there is more she wants to say, but finally completes her broadcast with a soft click.]

Bluuuuhhhhhhhh.

That was stupid. And it's all your fault, Terezi. But I'll still give you tea.

[Yeah, it might be easier to just wait for the bluhs to pass and purretend last night didn't happen, but she doesn't regret asking for a catdaddy. And she wants to talk. So.]

I got my teapots! Now I can have a purroper tea purrty. With red tea and Tannya and snacks~.

Well, damn. I know C.C.'s hot, but I didn't think you'd ever have sex, let alone with a girl. [whistle of amazement and then a laugh] At least I know you had a good time of it.

Oh, and C.C.? Sorry about the permanent ban. I'd kick him in the ass for you, but I don't think he has one. [At least now Dean knew never to have sex again. Shit]

((ooc: Please use this post to thread jack as much as you want! In fact, I'm pretty much encouraging it ^^))

[The camera feed turns on and the view is shaky, turning every which way and accompanied by the sounds of two girls. At some point the feed shows a bowl of green slime that looks far from edible.

And yet there is a gray-skinned hand reaching into it.

A few slurred words follow after the slime-covered hand disappears along with a chorus of wispy laughter.]

"So I told him... hahahaha ... I told him he had to just go. Just go! trust me and just... heheheehe Gooooooo"

"Holy fuuuuuuuuck... that is so... soooooooo funny... I just-... I just woooooooow..." [The camera view turns on them and lo and behold are Terezi and Vriska, faces colored teal and blue and smiling. Vriska is leaning against Terezi and drawing little shapes on the floor with the slime. Then she momentarily stops.]

"... You hear something?"


[ooc; TZ is teal and Vriska is blue Taking place at sundown in the shelter common area. Teresi and Vriska decided to play truth or dare. This post takes place a little after they get into their 'game', one of the dares being 'eat sopor slime' (which canonically is not supposed to be eaten and can cause brain frying, to put it simply). Yup. Also, action is available but we can't guarantee we'll tag every reaction comment.]

So...

Anyone having the allowed sex yet?

[She might just be legitimately curious complete with questions, but if most people take it as an attempt to troll then, hey, all the better.]

LETTER RECIPIENTS

• Orihime: a letter from Euphemia.
  
• Kyouya: a letter from Euphemia.
  
• Subaru Sumeragi: a letter from Euphemia.
  
• Wayward Vagabond: a letter from the Peregrine Mendicant.
  
  MASS MAILERS
  
• To everyone: a mass mailer from Nepeta Pouncellor de Leon.
  
  PACKAGE RECIPIENTS
  
• Sakura Kinomoto: a package from Ken Hidaka.
  
• Nakama: a package from Ken Hidaka.
  
• Cross Marian: a package and note from Euphemia.

[Another day of mass mailers! PM decides to enlist the help of her volunteers for this task, so any of them that shows up is welcome to help her with the route. Despite seeming more preoccupied than usual, she is in good spirits, as the mail always uplifts.]

[Click here for pen pal signups. Mail submissions for Day 108 go here!]

[Well guys, here you have it. There is a cute fluffy bunny on the screen. Looks like it's been fed some clovers and a carrot. The chuckle that follows should be evidence enough of who this rabbit could belong to.]

I've been thinking about names for my new friend here and now it's definitely decided.

Without further adieu I would like to present to you all - -

Liv Tyler!

[Pause.]

Hey, Vriska? How's your cat?