The Exam: IC Community

Sup.

So Canada, eh? Guess I'll take the hockey jersey. No way I'm wearing those dresses.

I'm Michelle. Just call me MJ. It's easier.

I hate-cooked raisin I made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and left them in the motel front office. They're for everyone, as a peace offering to stop doing loud pranks before the sun rises. You're welcome.

I prefer wine to coffee. Anyone interested in joining me with a bottle I've just picked up?

WHO: Lucifer and EVERYONE who spent the night at the Rosebud still there at sunrise
WHAT: A friendly wake up call
WHEN: The crack of dawn, day 4
WHERE: The Rosebud Motel
RATING: Lowish, maybe some swearing
STATUS: In Progress

( That's how he found himself outside of the hotel just as the sun was cresting over the horizon, walking back and forth in front of the room doors ringing a surprisingly loud bell, while calling for everyone to pay attention. )

[Filtered to Red Team]
Hello, Red Team! I wanted to start by saying that we're currently in FIRST place and that wouldn't be possible without the help of our talented pranksters! So let's take a moment to appreciate the hard work of Harley, Ivy, Bucky, Raven, Hermione, Steve with the good hair, Charlie (and his helpers!) and Markus. Extra thanks to Harley for participating both days so far! You are a real champ. I also want to apologize for the inconvenience of the spotty network connections last night. I've restored everything to normal today. Hooray!

For everyone who hasn't participated yet, don't worry. You can continue to sit out if you prefer. However, if you're looking for ways to jump in still, feel free to comment here if you feel more comfortable collaborating with somebody else, or need a bit of help getting started. If you just don't have it in you to be a prankster but want other way to contribute to the team, maybe you can do something like make matching team buttons or neat hats. I could also use some help coming up with an official team name that we can vote on. Maybe some sort of acronym for RED? Share your thoughts!

And also a reminder, I'm sure nobody has been purposefully intending to harm or harass anyone, but please continue to keep in mind the no bullying policy! There's been some complaints on the network of people that do not wish to participate in the games, and that's fine, we shouldn't question their reasoning. Just be respectful! :)

Umm and finally, have a nice day. I can do a coffee run for anybody who suffered last night from the caroling. More energy for revenge!

You lot are nuttier than trail mix. I feel like I need to introduce myself as Beyoncé just to fit in. But I'm trying this thing where I get to be me I'm a little less full of it first thing, so. I'm Jordan.

It's funny, I knew this bloke who played this video game called Fallout. I remember because he wouldn't shut up about it. Anyway, there was this company in the game that made fallout shelters, but they were proper villains, so all the shelters were secretly twisted experiments on the people they convinced to live in them.


I hope I've got a good test subject name, that's all I'm saying. Exhibit J, maybe. Makes me sound like a DJ.

[OOC: There are stealthy Call Down the Hawk spoilers in here, just fyi.]

I didn't realise how empty my life was without a picture of Shia LaBeouf in leggings as my background.

[Filtered to Red Team]

I need someone whose lung capacity isn't fucked to help me blow up a shit ton of balloons. Any takers?

Okay, which asshole painted my soap with clear nail polish?

Who: Hermione Granger & OTA
Where: Rosebud Inn
When: Lunch time
What: Phone Conversations
Rating: TBD

I'm sorry we've accidentally double booked your room

OOC Notes: Please feel free to randomly tag into the thread, seamless and rapid fire threads with multiple people will make this the most fun.

Oh no oh no I wasn't prepared for this, I've been up working on a list of things to do all night and I just managed to get it finalized when- Okay! New list.

1. Make new list! - In progress
2. Introduce self to team, figure out objectives
3. Strategy meeting???
4. Oh! Maybe a pep rally for team spirit
5. Do we need matching shirts or hats or something, is there a printing company here?
6. Wait maybe we need a team name too. Any input?
7. Do the things!
8. WIN!!

Hi! I'm Nadia Van Dyne, and if you're on the red team that means you're with me. This is pretty exciting. My credentials- I run a lab team of research scientists back home. Also! I'm a member of the Champions, creator of the Doom fanclub (please sign up, meetings on Tuesdays) and I kicked Ronan's butt last night you should have seen it.

Any questions?

Hi. For anyone who doesn't know who I am, my name's Eddie. I'm your mom now. Can I get a roll call of all the younger people? Who's here from the nightmare funhouse? Any new kids on the block? That one's for you, Ben and Bev I grabbed some first aid stuff so if you need that in the future, I can hook you up.

Anyway, I'm gonna start seeing if I can stockpile basic essentials—batteries, flashlights, water bottles, that kind of shit. Add to the list if you need and I'll see what I can do. We could also use weapons, but I don't have as much experience in that beyond, you know, this pointy thing could maybe stab someone.

Everyone okay? Who needs what?

[ *ooc: the usual! if your character is 25 or under, they're on this filter. no need to have spoken to eddie before. he's keeping a list of all the youngins. ]

Is this town seriously called Schitt's Creek? Someone must have had a fucking laugh when they came up with that one.

What the fuck is going on here? If this is a kidnapping, it's the shitest (Schittest?) kidnapping I've ever heard of.