The Exam: IC Community

Okay, real talk - any one out there who does the whole 'magical healing' thing? Because I'm sure we're all aware that many of us got our asses kicked by goat demons in pseudo-Russia (what the fuck even was that anyway, I mean, I'm not surprised but what the fuck was that) and you don't have to respond publicly but. I could just really use the assist. Will pay in cocktails with umbrellas in them, or we'll figure something out.

Also that weird picture vomit on our phones spells out Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest, and you can't convince me otherwise.

I had this handled. I don't need medical attention. I hate doct

What the hell is this place anyway? The City of Light 2.0?

[FILTERED TO DECLAN LYNCH]

You still here? Still have the plague? I found a church.

[FILTERED TO LYRA]

Hey, are you okay? Didn't see you in that whole mess.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS]

Check in assholes. I need to sleep but that's apparently not going to happen yet so somebody should come lose at mariokart.

Who: Gretel & Gale Hawthorne
What: Debating the merits of helping their fellow man and other, less weighty topics.
When: Day 1, early afternoon
Where: Beach
Rating/Warnings: Low (kind of sappy in places, we apologize for any unintended cavities caused by reading)
Status: Closed/Complete

( Most things that are worth doing aren’t necessarily easy - isn’t there some kind of anecdote about that? )

Well, it doesn't look like I'm in Kansas anymore.

If you're not busy and/or passed out on the beach somewhere, can I talk to you about something?

Odd how things just randomly change. One day you are in 2029 Post Apocalypse Los Angeles fighting off Terminators and now... this?"

I could get used to this.

It's just calm.

i got sewed up like teddy play bear!

[Dream Parents]

do i have to stay inside because it's hot outside and i don't wanna wear my boots.

I think I got whiplash from the last room to this one.

[John Jaqobis]
Looks like we're rooming for however long we're here - wanna set any ground rules?

Now, this? This is more like it. Sun, sea, surf and good times.

I'm totally spending as much time with as little clothing on as I can just as a FYI.

[Luke]
Hey kid, it's Roman, you doing okay? You got shipped off to the Yulelag round about the same time I got here.

WHO: Maeve and Sizemore
WHAT: Reunited
WHEN: Day 4, morning, directly after this
WHERE: The beach
WARNINGS: Nah.
STATUS: Complete

( I’d hate for you to get murdered. )

Anyone else sleep all day?

[Richie]

You still around? Survive the last place? Sorry. I got kind of sick at the end of it there. Was pretty out of it.