The Exam: IC Community

Too many of these assholes are failing the what would you name this dog test. If you've met any locals who aren't LAME, tell them to come by the clinic and adopt a fucking puppy. Or try to anyway. I mean, maybe everybody in this town is just a plant and this is all some kind of screwed up test, but I'm still not handing these dogs over to anyone who can't even pick a decent name.

Who: Gale & Gretel
What: Making up after an argument, Gretel tells Gale a secret, he tries to kiss her and falls out of a tree (as you do)
When: Day 7, morning
Where: Woodsy area by the barn
Rating: Mostly PG
Status: Complete

( Do you feel like that? Lost? )

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I have no idea what a decorated tree has to do with anything I was told about the origins of Christmas, but I think Stevie and I did a pretty decent job anyways.

Hey Everyone :)

My amazing partner in business and in life who would never make me do anything I didn't want to do because I'm so good at compromise had the brilliant idea of throwing a putting together an Open Mic night this evening at the store.

It's so great that he absolutely planned this in advance and isn't asking me to phone in a half-dozen favours to our suppliers to get wine and cheese for an event he certainly didn't pitch to me literally over this morning's breakfast scones. So fun.

As a thank you for staying at the Rosebud Motel, please show us your room key to get two complimentary drink tickets (Drinking age is 19, so if you aren't 19, you'll get to sample our new non-alcoholic sparkling cider)

It would be really great if you could all stop in, shop in, or otherwise show your support for local businesses as a thank you and an apology for all of the weird things inflicted on us this week. I'm not going to say attendance isn't mandatory or anything, just that not attending wouldn't be a good look for anyone.

Patrick, that adorable business partner of mine who would never drop an intense last-minute idea on me in a million years, would appreciate if people would sign up with me if they'd like a spot in the Open Mic line-up.

[Filtered to Blue Team]

So I know we're not like good at being a prank team or whatever because prank videos are like super 2014 and we're lke postmodern and all. BUT I've always thought we could be a tight Dance Crew.

So I signed us all up for the open mic night.

Which is tonight so we should choreograph something.

Also Janet, we're gonna need like 30 pairs of light up sneakers and dope track suits. Maybe in like Jags colors cause they're blue too?

WHO: Declan Lynch & Jordan
WHAT: Making multiple people feel uncomfortable in the cafe for various different reasons.
WHERE: Café Tropical
WHEN: Backdated to the afternoon, Day 6
STATUS: Complete!

( Better question - how does it feel scaring the locals? )

[Filtered to Richie]
You're going to make me sign up for it, aren't you?