A Selwyn Dispatch Special Report
MUGGLES: THREAT OR MENACE?This was a two-hour special hosted by Diana Selwyn (naturally) but primarily consisting of reportage by one Cassiopeia Mountebank, a regular investigative reporter for the
Dispatch.
It was basically a Muggle version of
When Animals Attack, featuring dramatizations (and reenactments) of Muggle-on-Wizard violence over the last few years. The production is incredibly slanted, and while many of the cases are clear-cut Muggle-on-Wizard crime the reporting sometimes suggests a Muggle aggressor in cases where the instigator of the conflict is unclear.
Overall, the thesis of the programme is that the Statute of Secrecy must be maintained at all costs to protect Wizards and Witches from the violent hatred Muggles experience whenever inadvertently exposed to magic. Muggles cannot help themselves, and will always react with abjection and revulsion when faced with magic -- examples from throughout history are briefly summarized. There is fierce criticism of "anti-Wizard radicals" like Carlotta Pinkstone, who are endangering the entire Wizarding World from within out of misplaced empathy for creatures who instinctively hate and fear magical Beings.
The centrepiece of the segment, at the one-hour mark, is an interview with Katherine McKinnon-Smith, who details
her savage assault by a Muggle woman with a blowtorch at a yoga studio earlier this week.
The program closes with a severe Diana Selwyn excoriating Minister Bagnold for her failure to "identify and condemn Muggle terrorism by name".