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[1] Are you on duty for the Gala tonight?
[2] I'd rather stay at home but I have a paid photography gig so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[1] So I might be seeing you there tonight.
[2] Also thanks. For what you said on Effie's entry.
[1] LOL guess who has a paid photography gig for a party I don't really want to go to :x
[2] But I'll save the best photos for you to laugh at afterwards
[1] Donnie
[2] What was that about?
[3] What happened?
[4] Where are you?
[5] Donnie answer me.
[6] Are you hurt? Are you in trouble?
[7] Please tell me what is happening.
[8] NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO GET DRAMATIC DONNIE. FOR SERIOUSLY.
[9] What's happening please tell me.
[10] Can I come pick you up somewhere?
[11] Tell me if you need me to do something.
[12] Do you need money for something/someone?
[13] I'll give you the money no problem.
[14] Fuck.
[15] Donnie come on just say something.
[16] I'm officially worrying and freaking out.
[17] THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GO RADIO SILENT DONNIE.
[18] Just tell me what you need and I will do it.
[19] You are my best friend and I love you and I'm here to help you.
[20] I will do anything to help you. Please just tell me what I can do.
[21] I'm going to be so fucking mad if you're dead.
[22] Just say something.
[23] Donnie.
[24] Fuck.
@jdawlish I'm Johna Dawlish, Deputy Head Auror!
@jdawlish But you might also know me by my other names: 1) Death Eater apologist (say hi to my BFF Jonah Yaxley!) or 2) murderer of heroines
@jdawlish Death Eaters killed my brother, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@jdawlish ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@jdawlish I look forward to serving and protecting Purebloods and only Purebloods from now on! #WatchOutVigilantes #YoureNext
[1] I don't have time to both shower and get back to my house before work
[2] Can someone bring a clean shirt?
[...]
[3] And something that will hide hickeys
[1] I have had possibly the weirdest 24 hours or so of my fucking life
[1] So I stayed over at some bloke's place last night (you may know him)
[2] And I woke up about 20 minutes before I had to be at work
[3] Fortunately there were hair potions and combs to spare as he is incredibly vain
[4] ;)
[1] My good childhood friend and one of the few purebloods who didn't distance themselves from me when I didn't get a Hogwarts letter
[2] got outed as a DE yesterday (yaaaaay :x)
[3] On the plus side, I thought I'd had an Unkiss situation going on elsewhere but apparently not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[1] I didn't know either. Although in hindsight a lot of things added up that I just didn't want to believe or notice, I guess
[2] I recommend eating your way through two family-sized pizzasand then making out with. It helped me a little at least
[1] JAVIER HAS BEEN PRETENDING TO BE AN MB THIS WHOLE FUCKIN TIME
[2] he called me in a PANIC this morning
[3] can u believe that
[4] next time i see him im gonna publicly shame him I AM DISGUSTED
[5] anyway i am gonna go back to plotting ways to [REDACTED] the ministry
[1] davey
[2] on a scale of 1-10 how good r u at forgery
@nicobarbary Hi, I'm Nico Barbary and I'm a Ministry puppet!
@nicobarbary My hobbies include actively supporting a terrorist government, working with murderers, and never responding to DMs.
@nicobarbary screenshot1.jpg [various suggestive DMs propositioning Head Hitwizard Nico Barbary]
@nicobarbary screenshot2.jpg [a small collection of the 35 DMs from Rita Skeeter asking for a follow-up interview]
@nicobarbary Why am I not doing more for oppressed witches and wizards? What ELSE am I hiding?
@nicobarbary #AskNico
[1] Hey there
[1] Do you feel like going to watch a Hobgoblins cover band?
[1] Are you going to Prudence's funeral?
[1] Umm hi
[1] I have a job for you, if you want it.
[2] I want you to be my assistant at the MDL
[3] They'll have to do a background ✔️ though
[4] Can you pass?
[5] Also did you revert my email?
[6] It's urgent!!!
[1] I'd like Donald Abercrombie
[2] As my assistant
[1] I've written my script for the radio
[2] Just tell me when
@FellowshipOfTheOccamy http://www.isevanrosieradeatheater.mag
@FellowshipOfTheOccamy I'll save you the trouble of clicking the link: HE IS.
@FellowshipOfTheOccamy [screenshot from this video: Evan Rosier with his sleeve rolled up to reveal his Dark Mark]
@FellowshipOfTheOccamy That's actual footage from the actual Minister's Office. And we've got more where that came from. #TrustNoOne
@FellowshipOfTheOccamy @UK_MoM @DMLE
[1]I know I should have called you the second I found about about Dolohov, but I knew what you were going to say.
[2] I just didn't want you to worry.
[3] But you should maybe worry because I've been baking...a lot
[4] And calling him a murderer
[5] Which is tame considering!
[1] You probably thought I was kidding
[2] Pot brownies are happening, okay?
[3] Okay.
[1] sorry about ur mum
[2] one of the few politicians i didn't hate
[3] ive got an army of "my beloved family member was killed by DEs" coping mechanisms if u need
[1] U ALIVE?????
[2] this was NOT the coup i was hoping for
[1] 4 DEs and a hag ???
[2] so impressive
[1] WHAT IS O'SHEA UP TO
[2] i know hes up to something
[3] he wants me to feed his dog
[4] TELL ME thats not suspicious
[1] its donnie
[2] i went thru a lot of shit to get ur # so dont block me
[x}i STM if ur a fucking death eater i will
[3] so i was thinking about ur protest
[x]Hey
[x]So
[1] Hey. Scale of 1-10, 10 being "fuck off to the North Pole", how do you feel about talking to me right now?