#cultureic

( FINAL SHOWDOWN PART 1 )

TO: Ellis
FROM: Asher

[1] hi Ellis
[2] how are you
[3] I don't know how to
[4] feel?

TO: Jacob
FROM: Asher

[1] hi
[2] so you know how I'm not a Death Eater...
[3] I have a question

WHO: Jacob Sloper & Pip Avery
WHEN: Midday, Friday the 21st of October.
WHERE: The Critters' Department.
SUMMARY: Jacob turns himself in. It doesn't end well.


( No need for unpleasantries. )

WHO: Jacob Sloper
WHEN: Backdated to Monday, October 17th, with flashbacks over the last few months and years.
WHERE: Various places.
SUMMARY: What happened to Jacob.
WARNINGS: Some body horror, gore.

( Hallo? )

TO: Class of 89, Minus Eric.
FROM: Unknown Number

[1] I have to do something.
[2] If I don't come back, thanks for everything. And I'm sorry.
[3] Sloper.

TO: P. Avery
FROM: Unknown Number

[1] You probably know by now, and I'm willing to turn myself in.
[2] Just let me surrender myself. Long as I've worked for the Department, I don't want to be led through it in chains.
[3] Sloper.

WHO: Jacob Sloper, Fenrir Greyback, and Fenrir's friends.
WHAT: Fenrir follows through.
WHEN: Shortly before sunset, Sunday October 16th.
WHERE: Jacob's flat, Manchester.
WARNINGS: Violence. Cursing. Fenrir.

( They said you could help us! )

WHO: Jacob Sloper & Asher Greengrass
WHAT: A heart-to-heart while filing.
WHEN: Backdated to Wednesday evening, Oct 12
WHERE: Critters Office
WARNINGS: None

( So glad my former best mate's a Death Eater so I can get this promotion. )

WHO: Jacob Sloper & Fenrir Greyback
WHEN: Backdated to yesterday afternoon
WHERE: The Dibbles' old house
SUMMARY: gdi, Jacob
WARNINGS: Language. Fenrir.

( You've been out in the woods too long. )

WHO: The new Head of the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, and his Deputy Head.
WHEN: Backdated to morning of August 2
WHERE: The DRMC
SUMMARY: Taking the measure of their new working relationship.
WARNINGS: #awks & tension

( So, what's it going to be, then? )

( EVENING PROPHET: August 1, 2016 )

( MINISTRY TAKEOVER PART 4 )

WHO: Jacob Sloper & Alastor Gumboil.
WHAT: Old friends meet for Patronus practice, and Jacob makes a confession.
WHEN: Last week, July 14th, 2016.
WHERE: A unpronounceable field in Wales somewhere.
WARNINGS: :(

( How does anyone manage to drudge up a happy memory these days, anyway? )

To: Greengrass

[1]Where the hell are you?
[2]If you're sick, you need to call in.
[3]If you're not sick, your ass should be in this office.

WHO: Jacob Sloper & Asher Greengrass
WHAT: Two Critters share some sads after Derwent's death.
WHEN: Friday, March 11th (WAY BACKDATED)
WHERE: Jacob's Flat
WARNINGS: Swears

( He was a grown man and he wanted to wallow in peace. )

WHO: Philip Avery, Asher Greengrass & Jacob Sloper
WHAT: Asher & Pip do a Crime. There is not quite a honeypot here.
WHEN: Wednesday, April 13th, evening.
WHERE: Critter office
WARNINGS: None.

( She’s not hard enough for a murderous werewolf rampage, mate. )

TO: Zee

[1] On a scale of 1-10, how appealing does dinner at Crouch's home with the other Heads sound to you?
[2] You can say no. I won't be offended. Rosier will be there, so you should If you don't want to
[3] I've never been to his house (manor? mansion?) , but I'm picturing something like the place from Rebecca.

TO: 89ers

[1] The DMLE Heads have a dinner date with Crouch and his wife.
[2] Our very own Alastor Gumboil is bringing a mystery guest.
[3] "😈" as they say.

( Owl to Jacob Sloper. )

( Owl to Remus Lupin. )

WHO: Greta Catchlove and Jacob Sloper
WHEN: Monday, 15 February
WHERE: The Critters' offices at the Ministry
SUMMARY: Love is in the air...
RATING: Just some mild language, otherwise tame!

( What was she thinking, bringing him such a meager offering? An idea came to her suddenly, and she dropped the folder, papers flying everywhere as she rushed out of the Critters’ department. )

( #STANDWITHTINWORTH PART 4 )

WHO: Jacob Sloper & Glenna Goyle
WHAT: Some sound advice from Deputy Head Sloper.
WHEN: BACKDATED to Monday, Feb. 1st
WHERE: Outside a coffee shop.

( How was your first full moon? )

WHO: Asher Greengrass & Jacob Sloper
WHAT: Coyote [less] Ugly
WHEN: Saturday January 30th, morning
WHERE: Jacob's flat
WARNINGS: Language, sexual situations

( If you're about to talk about how disgusted you are that we did this again, you can save it. )

@critters: One of the most important things to remember in the event of a werewolf attack is to keep your wits about you, a werewolf's senses are much
@critters: One of the most important things to remember in the event of a werewolf attack is to keep your wits about you, a werewolf's senses are much
@critters: Oneofthemostimportantthingstorememberintheeventofawerewolfattackistokeepyourwitsaboutyou,awerewolf'ssensesaremuchkeenerthanyours,soyouneedt
@critters: -ear to God, Greengrass, you try reaching for the phone again and I will murder you. Why
@critters: it fucking working? 'Character limit'? They're letters! That is the stupidest thing I have ever fuc

( Left in the Critters Department early Wednesday. )

WHO: Jacob Sloper & Asher Greengrass
WHAT: Coyote Ugly
WHEN: 7am Monday Morning, 28 December
WHERE: Jacob's flat
WARNINGS: PG-13 for language and sexual situations

( Greengrass, please, for the love of god, do NOT tell anyone about this. )

TO: Greengrass
FROM: Jacob

You up?

WHO: The Sloper Family
WHAT: Jacob makes his excuses before the moon rises.
WHEN: December 25th, 2015, before sunset.
WHERE: The Sloper family home, then an abandoned coal mine.
WARNINGS: Angst?

( I just don't see why you have to be the one to go in tonight. )

WHO: Jacob Sloper & Asher Greengrass
WHAT: A friendly chat at Critter Pub Night
WHEN: December 12th, 2015
WHERE: The Dead Stag, London.
WARNINGS: None

( Cheers, mate. )

OOC: BACKDATED to Thursday, November 26, post-full moon! sry, thanksgiving threw me off :(

TO: Ellis ✨
[1/2] heard about the broadcast. thought I saw you out there.
[2/2] doing alright, Els?

TO: Clara 😇
♥

TO: Sloper
tried to stick it out at the office the whole day but my back's acting right up. popping over for a checkup w/ the healers then likely heading home after lunch, if that's alright.

TO: Evan 😎
heading home early today. gonna sleep it off.

TO: Vi 💥
💤💤💤

TO: Pettigrew
so how was your first night out, P?

( Left in the Critters Department by Jacob. ...and his guilty conscience. )

Who: Jacob Sloper & Glenna Goyle.
What: Back at the office the morning after the full moon. [Prompt: In Public]
When: 11/26, this morning.
Where: Critter Department.
Warnings: Mentions of violence.

( What's wrong with your face? )

WHO: Jacob Sloper.
WHEN: Before sunset on Wednesday, November 25th through to after dawn on Thursday, November 26th.
WHERE: An abandoned coal mine in Lancashire.
SUMMARY: Jacob deals with the full moon and its consequences.
RATING: M for a brief reference of Mild Self-Harm?

( He'd done this dozens of times now, but he'd never be used to it. )

WHO: Alastor Moody, Alice Longbottom, Gawain Robards, Jacob Sloper, Pip Avery & DMLE Heads of any stripes, including Hit Heads!
WHEN: Friday morning.
WHERE: One of the Auror board rooms.
SUMMARY: A meeting is called for those assigned to investigate the murder of Enid MacMillan: the team assembled by Barty meet to discuss the evidence found at the scene, next steps, and possible suspects. An IC/OOC will be posted! GRETA CATCHLOVE sits in to help take notes, and to help the task force organize their files going forward.
RATING: Let's say PG-13 for mentions of violence.

Note: Sorry to be posting this so late! I had it written down as Friday in my calendar. So if it's all the same to you guys, let's say it happened Friday morning! I'm not going to do headers for this one, but I can set the tone with Alice and we'll let things develop from there! Jump in wherever!