#cultureic

( Spoilers. )

TO: benjy
( spoilers, sort of? )

WHO: Lily Potter, Nina Westenberg, Benjy Fenwick, Antonin Dolohov, and Marcus Dolohov.
WHEN: Tonight. 21 June.
WHERE: St Mungo's Apothecary.
SUMMARY: The inevitable.
WARNINGS: Violence and death.

( Is this you saving the day from your big, bad Death Eater boss? )

TO: Benjy

🆘🆘🅱️🅰️🆘🆘🆘🅱️⛔️⭕️🆘🆘🆘💢🆘🆘🆘

WHO: Benjy Fenwick & Effie Yaxley
WHEN: From Hogwarts to Monday, June 20
WHERE: Various places!
SUMMARY: Benjy and Effie through the years.
WARNINGS: Purism?

( “I’m saving you from the monotony of homework.” )

WHO: Emmeline Vance and Benjy Fenwick
WHEN: This morning, 21st June, 2016
WHERE: The Vance-Fenwick flat in Tinworth
SUMMARY: Morning chats
WARNINGS: None!

( That’s why they call me Benjy ‘Attentive’ Fenwick. )

WHO: Antonin Dolohov & Benjy Fenwick.
WHEN: Recently. Today, 17 June.
WHERE: St Mungo's.
SUMMARY: Previously, on Grey's Anatomy...
WARNINGS: References to violence, but ultimately pretty tame.

( I’ve already spoken to the DMLE. Now I’m speaking to you. )

TO: lili daurier

[1] hey are you free in about 20min?
[2] i want to look through dolohov's office again & need someone to stand watch
[3] hext 🆘  at the first sign of trouble

WHO: Caradoc Dearborn & Benjy Fenwick.
WHEN: Backdated to the night of Wednesday, 8 June.
WHERE: Caradoc's flat.
SUMMARY: Caradoc shows off his ring for Suz & the two reflect on their love lives.

( This time last year I was just a dork who fancied this clever, beautiful girl for years and now… )

WHO: Thorfinn Rowle & Benjy Fenwick.
WHEN: Tonight, 15 June.
WHERE: A dive bar.
SUMMARY: Benjy's attempts to follow Thor take a violent turn.
WARNINGS: Violence, machismo.

( Bad things tend to happen to those she cares about. )

WHO: Emmeline Vance, Benjy Fenwick, Zee Goldstein and Natalya Dolohov
WHAT: A friendly chat
WHEN: 14 June, evening
WHERE: Dolohov and Associates, then ???
WARNINGS: Purism

( Only the best for the privileged murderers )

( Left on Clíodhna O'Hare's nightstand at St Mungo's. )

WHO: Benjy Fenwick, assorted others.
WHEN: 2005 - 2014.
SUMMARY: Various questions over the years or: what makes Benjy Fenwick tick.
WARNINGS: Sexual suggestion (nothing explicit), mentions of death/violence, bad language. This is long and rambling and weird.

( It's what we do at all that matters. )

WHO: Emmeline Vance and Benjy Fenwick
WHEN: Backdated to 6 June, 2016, directly after this
WHERE: The Vance-Fenwick flat in Tinworth
SUMMARY: Aftermath
WARNINGS: Just vague references to injuries/the linked log!

( What happened? )

TO: benjy

[1] i forgot you're not on muggleborn wards
[2] otherwise i would have told you right away
[3] so sorry sorry sorry
[4] but guess what

TO: Benjy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk4BbF7B29w

WHO: Gideon Prewett & Benjy Fenwick.
WHEN: Backdated to 5 May, after this.
WHERE: Gideon's flat.
SUMMARY: Benjy goes to Gideon's to play Healer, Gideon admits his cover is blown. :(
WARNINGS: Mentions of blood/injuries. All medical mistakes on the part of the player, not the character who would know better. ;)

( Shit, I'm going to have to move. )

TO: Benjy

[1] We’re going to be out of firewhiskey by tomorrow, just fyi
[2] I had a run in with my favourite stalker
[x] I’m pretty sure he’s the one who
[3] So that’s a thing

WHO: Emmeline Vance and Benjy Fenwick
WHEN: Moments throughout the month of April
WHERE: Mostly their flat in Tinworth but also the WFC reopening
SUMMARY: April had a lot going on.
WARNINGS: None really! Language/slight innuendo + mentions of their attempted Bellatrix murder

( We’re making Marcus Dolohov play Kylo Ren, right? )

TO: Benjy

( Image )
[2] If you tell her this came from me I'm going to kill you.
[3] Wait that isn't funny these days.
[4] I'll harm you somehow.
[5] Okay still not funny.
[6] I'm drunk
[7] Really drunk
[8] just don't tell her it was from me.

TO: Beth

[1] No one has killed anyone yet.
[2] So far so good
[3] How is your night?

TO: Benjy Bunny 🐰
FROM: Clee

[1] this isn't nearly as bad as i thought it would be
[2] you should come
[3] but not if ur gonna snog yaxley
[4] bc i will purposely be sick on u
[5] also one of the flints is wearing weird gloves
[6] if only she had a mask instead

TO: A Gaping Asshole

[1] So was that it?
[2] Nothing you care to say TO me? Just about me?
[3] You didn't seem to mind my purist, death eater supporting family when you were begging me for dirt!
[4] This is exactly what I meant when I said you only drag me out when you want to feel morally superior, though.
[5] But you know what, Benjamín? You're just as much a piece of shit as everyone else.
[6] You're not actually a better person than I am.
[7] I'm glad I realise that now.

( OWL TO CARADOC DEARBORN. )

TO: Benjy

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

( Owl to Benjy Fenwick )

TO: Benjy
FROM: Rita

[1] Happy Birthday!
[2] I got you a bottle of whiskey but apparently when Euphrates Prime says 2-day shipping it's not always 2 days?
[3] So I think it's arriving tomorrow

TO: Reagan
FROM: Rita

[1] REAGAN ANNE SHIMPLING
[2] I can't believe you.

TO: Natalya, Tiberius, Gilderoy, Reagan & Sybill
FROM: Rita

[1] If any of you miss seeing me on the Selwyn Dispatch tonight our friendship is over
[2] And if you think it looks like I've lost weight, I have.
[3] Who knew Meadowes dueling school would be so intense?

TO: Benj 🐓
FROM: Jordy

[1] Happy birthday! Insert celebration emojis.
[2] Your present is me not giving you the shirt I saw at a flea market the other day
[3] It said "I'M AN IDIOT"
[4] Tbh I did buy it. I kept it for myself.
[5] (Your present is also mezcal)

TO: Benjy

Happy birthday.

( Left in the kitchen for Benjy Fenwick )

WHO: Antonin Dolohov and Benjy Fenwick
WHEN: Some time after this
WHERE: St Mungo's
SUMMARY: Antonin is a Healer, not a miracle worker.
WARNINGS: None

( Antonin could work miracles at times, but he also only had two hands )

WHO: Benjy Fenwick, Caradoc Dearborn, Emmeline Vance, and Bellatrix Lestrange
WHAT: Plans come to fruition
WHEN: Wednesday, 6 April, lunch
WHERE: La Pelle et La Viande
WARNINGS: Poison

( They were one step closer to ridding the world of a Death Eater. )

TO: Al 👮💪💞

[1] I've been back at the castle for an hour and I'm already bored.
[2] You should be here. :(

TO: Benjy, Emme, Doc (Group Message)

[1] Whatever you lot need, I'm here to help.

To: Benjy

[1] You don't need my permission or my approval, but I still want to tell you that this is a good decision. The right one, if you ask me. Moralising only gets you so far when you're fighting people who just don't give a fuck.
[2] [...] I do this a lot. I can't deal with people with a lot of [...] passion at the best of times, so these posts become overwhelming. I hext people after instead.

To: Sturgis

[1] I'll be back tomorrow to take over bug sitting.
[2] Unrelatedly, has the Order always been this overwhelming? I just want to hide whenever this happens. Which is often, as of late.

To: Lavinia

[1] I'm in an underground city in Turkey and Dirk may have to pry me off the walls to get me to go home tomorrow.
[2] I may or may not have something interesting with your name on it. When is your birthday?

WHO: Rabastan Lestrange & Benjy Fenwick.
WHEN: Backdated to Wednesday, 30 March.
WHERE: Fortescue's, Diagon Alley.
SUMMARY: Benjy and Rabastan run into each other and manage to be civil, then things become very uncivil.
WARNINGS: Discussions of torture & death.

( You keep pissing in everybody's breakfast cereal until maybe one day they try it again. And this time, your da isn't there to distract them. It's just you. )

WHO: Emmeline Vance & Benjy Fenwick.
WHEN: The evening of 5 March.
WHERE: Benjy & Emmeline's flat in Tinworth.
SUMMARY: Drinking to their new home leads to a good/bad idea.
WARNINGS: See icon.

( I wouldn’t consider you regrettable, if that’s what you’re asking. )

WHO: Benjy Fenwick, mentions of other Fenwicks.
WHEN: Throughout February.
WHERE: Various places.
SUMMARY: 😔
WARNINGS: Grief, death, one stray & extremely non-explicit suicidal thought. Just a lot of sad, y'all.

( He did not cry. )

( Owl to Remus Lupin. )

WHO: Emmeline Vance & Benjy Fenwick.
WHAT: Dealing with the aftermath.
WHEN: BACKDATED to 30 January.
WHERE: Caradoc's flat.
WARNINGS: Murder talk? And other things. 🙈

( It’d be nice if they’d just kill each other though. Save me the effort. )

TO: Benjy

[1] hi
[2] I have an idea for you

TO: Hestia

[1] hey, love
[2] I got to clean up more purist puke today :)
[3] So I hope your day was better than mine and that you're feeling better

TO: Mundungus

[1] hey, babe
[2] How are you feeling today?

TO: jordan belfort
FROM: Benjy Fenwick

[1] hey j
[2] i'm going to check in on lucas in a bit.
[3] want to get fucked up later?

TO: suzie q
FROM: Benjy Fenwick

[1] hey
[2] do you need anything?

( Owl addressed to Bellatrix Lestrange of the WFC. )

WHO: Benjy & Effie
WHEN: February 1, evening
WHERE: A pub in Knockturn Alley
SUMMARY: Benjy and Effie have drinks.
RATING: :(

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To: Benjy❕
From: Rita

[1] Hey.
[2] I'm really sorry about your dad.
[3] I had Mum made up some food for you. Let me know where I can bring it.

( O-Mail to Amelia Bones )

TO: Benjy Fenwick.
FROM: Logan Davies.

(1) Heard about your da.
(2) Sorry.
(3) You need anything?

( Owl to Benjamin Fenwick )

( Owl to Benjy Fenwick )

WHO: Benjy & Colm Fenwick, Rodolphus & Bellatrix Lestrange, Mundungus Fletcher & Alastor Moody.
WHAT: Remember that tracking charm? The Lestranges follow up on it.
WHEN: 29 January 2016; evening
WHERE: Benjy's flat, Belfast, Northern Ireland.
WARNINGS: :( Death.

( If he is a vigilante, he's not a very good one. )

( Owls to Benjamin Fenwick, Remus Lupin, Glenna Goyle, Mundungus Fletcher, Walden Macnair, Jordana Vane, Garland Mulciber, Zipporah Goldstein, Asher Greengrass, Donald Abercrombie, Heracles Crabbe, Prudence and Louise Wilkes (comment if you want added to the list) )

TO: 🙅🚫 LOVE YOURSELF BENJY 🚫🙅
FROM: Benjy Fenwick

[x] hey
[x] what are you up to
[x] i'm sorry about
[x] what do you make of antonin
[x] you
[1] is this euphemia

WHO: Britta Rowle & Benjy Fenwick.
WHEN: BACKDATED to 4 December.
WHERE: St. Mungo's.
SUMMARY: Bickering before Benjy's interview with Antonin.
WARNINGS: Immaturity; references to sex.

( That would imply I care whether you work here or not, and I don’t. )