#cultureic

TO: Emmeline Vance
FROM: Unknown Number

[1] Hello? Emmeline?
[2] This is Janice Dearborn, I don't know if you have my #
[3] Gren & I were called back from Frisco
[4] Could you meet us at the magic hospital? Mungaloids?
[5] Mungo's. Gren says it said Mungo's out front.
[6] The sooner the better, I think

TO: Mundungus Fletcher
FROM: Unknown Number

[1] Hello? Mr. Fletcher?
[2] This is Janice Dearborn, Caradoc and Cynthia Dearborn's mother
[3] I know this is sudden, but would you please come to the hospital?
[4] Your magical one, of course.

TO: Suz (Disconnected)

[1] I know this won't go through or anythin'
[2] But he's dead.
[3] I dunno if you are or if you got out or what happened.
[4] I didn't want ye to have to live through all this or anything when ye could be elsewhere, but I miss ye a lot.
[5] I don't got Knockturn anymore, I don't even have two hands.
[6] You got any idea how hard it is ta hext with one hand?
[7] There's only a couple o' people I'm close to anymore.
[8] But Voldemort's dead
[9] So I hope that brings ye some peace.

WHO: Caradoc & Suz Dearborn
WHEN: Over the course of the last two weeks, and today.
WHERE: Various
SUMMARY: What the Dearborns have been up to.
WARNINGS: Imperius curse, references to various deaths/attacks.

( 'Obliviate.' )

TO: Doc

[1] Mum is breaking out the violin.
[2] Doesn't she know I haven't played in years?

[...5 minutes...]

[3] Remember when I said don't be late and you said you never would be?
[4] It was because I was worried about how they'd make me try to kill time.

[...8 minutes...]

[5] Doc.

[Suz was added to the Hext group]
[6] This is getting alarming.

[...6 minutes...]

[7] I need one of you to answer me.
[8] I'm going to report you two missing if you don't.

[...8 minutes...]

[9] Caradoc. Suz.

[...17 minutes...]

[10] Please.

WHO: Jonah Yaxley & Suz Dearborn feat. a Ministry NPC
WHEN: June 29, afternoon & July 1, mid-morning
WHERE: An undisclosed location & the Ministry
SUMMARY: Jonah needs a favor.
WARNINGS: Imperius

( Suz Macdonald had singlehandedly brought computers into the Ministry. )

TO: benjy
( spoilers, sort of? )

TO: Caradoc 💋

[1] Let me preface this with I'm still really gutted about Andromeda
[2] But
[3] 🎉🎉🎉 Rabastan Lestrange is going to Azkaban 🎉🎉🎉
[4] 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

TO: 💕suz💕👰

[1] okay
[2] ring
[3] (s)
[4] artsy or elegant?
[5] diamond or gemstone? (or both)
[6] i thought i could narrow it down but there are a lot of types of rings, suz @_@

WHO: Caradoc Dearborn & Suz MacDonald
WHEN: May 25, evening
WHERE: Doc's flat in Birmingham
SUMMARY: Doc stumbles into asking Suz about ~living together~ among other things.
WARNINGS: None!

( Sturgis wouldn’t want him to stop caring about Star Wars. )

TO: Caradoc

[1] Not it
[2] The dark mark, I mean
[3] I'm trying on dark humour to match the dark marks
[4] Are you okay?

WHO: Caradoc Dearborn & Suz MacDonald
WHEN: BACKDATED; Friday, April 8, 2016
WHERE: Suz's flat
SUMMARY: Suz confronts Doc about Rita's article in the paper.
WARNINGS: Talk of the Poisoning, otherwise none. G for Gross as per usual.

( …how did one ask their boyfriend if he’d tried to kill Bellatrix Black? )

TO: 💕suz💕

heya

( Owl to Suz, Emmeline, and Caradoc (and Lily in person) )

TO: Suz

[1] Suz. Need you to talk to me before you do anything else.

WHO: Suz Macdonald
WHEN: February 19, morning
WHERE: Suz's flat
SUMMARY: Suz has a visitor.
WARNINGS: Flu symptoms

( Suz was having trouble getting out of bed. )

WHO: Mari, Suz and Graeme MacDonald.
WHEN: Friday during #SWT and Tuesday afternoon.
WHERE: The Three Broomsticks & Suz's flat.
SUMMARY: Suz and Mari share a quick moment after her set; Graeme and Suz share a more agonizing one four days after their sister goes missing.
RATING: G.

( I’m proud of you, too )

TO: jordan belfort
FROM: Benjy Fenwick

[1] hey j
[2] i'm going to check in on lucas in a bit.
[3] want to get fucked up later?

TO: suzie q
FROM: Benjy Fenwick

[1] hey
[2] do you need anything?

TO: Emme

[1] Hey.
[2] I fucked up bad.
[3] Shit.

TO: Suz

You didn't go right?

TO: A

Are you okay?

TO: Doc

[1] I heard
[2] Are you okay?

TO: Mari

[1] Let me know how you are, bug
[x] Stubby's mother had the right ide

later
[1] Mari, I need you to answer
[2] If something's happened we can figure it out together

TO: G13 Group Hext
FROM: Pete

[1] Hey check in
[2] I've got to deal with Critter stuff but I'm okay

( Hext to Mari, later )

( Hexts to G13, even later )

( Hexts to Suz MacDonald, later still )

To: 💕suz💕

[1] suzuuuuu
[2] i like having lunch with you again, btw
[3] and all the other [...] things too
[4] obviously
[5] anyway, hi!

TO: doc brown, suzie q (separately)
FROM: Benjy Fenwick

[1] so i waited 24 hours
[2] how'd it go? TELL ME EVERYTHING

WHO: Caradoc and Suz
WHEN: Backdated to January 8
WHERE: Various date places!
SUMMARY: This is a date.
RATING: G?

( This place is supposed to be brilliant. )

( Howler for Benjy Fenwick )

TO: Jordy

GUESS WHAT

TO: Doc

Hi!

TO: Benjy

Are you home yet?

WHO: Caradoc and Suz
WHEN: December 31 and then January 1
WHERE: Caradoc's abode
SUMMARY: SMOOCHING.
RATING: PG for pretty gross

( HAPPY NEW YEAR! )

TO: Emme, Georgia (separately)

[1] If either of ye are still drinkin' this morning I hate you.
[2] Survived meeting me da and sis.

TO: Suz

[1] Thanks. Again. Dunno what I'd do without ye.
[2] Sorry he asked if we were shacked up.

TO: Marcus, Venus, Natalya

[1] Hey
[2] How ye lot doing?

WHO: Mundungus Fletcher and Suz MacDonald ft. George & Sarah Fletcher.
WHEN: BACKDATED: December 31st, Afternoon.
WHERE: Dung’s totally reputable flat above the Buggered Jester, Knockturn Alley.
SUMMARY: Old friends, family.
RATING: Low, some language.

( He took a spill with his wand in his back pocket. )

TO: Doc

Hi!

TO: Suz

[1] me da and sis are coming by in two days.
[...]
[2] but there's a bit of o' problem here.

TO: suz macd 😍

[1] hey
[2] not hearing good reports tonight
[3] tell me you're okay
[4] and if you are, stay in, stay safe, check on your friends
[5] i'll text back when i can

( Owl to Sirius Black )

TO: Doc

Hello, fellow "Muggle-born"

TO: Suz 🐻, Remus (separately)

I've an interview at the WWN tomorrow.

TO: suz macd

saturday was
thanks for
i can't

hey

[a few minutes later]

TO: benjy fenwick, emme vance

heads up if suz asks about me i am 'under the weather' tonight

WHO: Mari MacDonald and Party Invitees
WHAT: Mari's (surprise!) party IC/OOC
WHEN: Evening, 12 December
WHERE: The G13 house
WARNINGS: Too much partying?

( SURPRISE! )

WHO: Caradoc and Suz
WHEN: Backdated to Wednesday morning, December 9
WHERE: Caradoc's abode
SUMMARY: Waking up!
RATING: G for gross

( Caradoc Dearborn was currently splayed on the living room sofa, head resting on the couch back and one foot still up on the end table next to a tray of partially eaten brownies from the night before. )

TO: Suz 🐻

[1] I'm at the literal WWN
[2] What if I throw up?

TO: Remus

Guess where I am right now. Your only hint is: not jail.

( Owl to Jordy Vane. )
( Owl to Suz Macdonald. )
( Owl to Rabastan Lestrange. )

TO: Doc

Thanks for making me come last night!

TO: Suz 🐻
FROM: Jordy

Hey! How was your day?

TO: Benj 🐓
FROM: Jordy

Lmao so can I tell you something

TO: suz macd
FROM: caradoc dearborn

you weren't there last night D:

TO: Suz 🐻
FROM: Jordy

[1] DO YOU KNOW HOW BLOODY AWKWARD IT IS TO GET A HOWLER WHEN YOU'RE AROUND PEOPLE
[2] ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S JUST A PERSON'S NAME????
[3] WHO TOLD YOU
[4] WHY WON'T YOU STOP YELLING

( Howler for Jordy Vane )

( Howler for Benjy Fenwick )

( Owl to Suz Macdonald )

( Howler for Jordy Vane )

To: suz macd
From: caradoc

[1] soooo question for you
[2] when you have a sec

TO: Suz 🐻
FROM: Jordy

[1] It's kinda dumb but I just wanted to check in on you
[2] And talk to you
[3] Idk

( Howler for Jordy Vane. )