Spinning Compass Comunications

[Steven's been caught singing again.]

( Layla, you have three (3) new text messages )

( Layla, you have two (2) new text messages )

Where the frickin' hell am I?

Museum, right, helpful.

[OoC: Sent during this]

( Layla, you have two (2) new text messages )

[Steven's having a Billy Joel day, playing a few albums on his record player while he's tidying up some of his books, and his phone decides to broadcast him singing along to this one. He's really quite good, too. And has no idea that his phone is being an arse.]

( Text to Steven )

( Text to Steven )

[OoC: Sent just after this]

( Dr. Cuddy, you have one (1) new message )

( Bruno Madrigal, you have one (1) new text message )

Did you know you sleepwalk?

[Gasps and sobs and general pained noises]

Oh Dios mío me duele...

¡Julieta!

Gracias a Dios.

A hearty hello to my fellow abductees. I have been reliably informed that this message will reach some known persons upon this metal craft, and I believe truthfully that it would be rude and remiss of me to not introduce myself to all of you fine, good fellows.

My name is Stede Bonnet, the infamous Gentleman Pirate, scourge of the seven seas and Captain extraordinaire. I am, as ever, your humble servant aboard this vessel.

With fondest and warmest of regards,
Capt. Stede Bonnet
(formerly of the good ship,The Revenge.

-meone must have lost their phone. I'll hand it in to J.B. once I'm finished, he can stick it in lost property.

[quietly singing nonsense to himself as he moves around for a few minutes, trying to complete yet another inventory]

I dunno what exhibition all these things are for, but whoever ordered them is going to be in trouble. None of them have barcodes... Huh. Where did the rest of the hippos get to? They were... They were just here, I know they were. Oh, shit, Donna's gonna murder me if I've lost all the Tawerets...Wait, no. Where did I get to? This isn't the stock room...