A hearty hello to my fellow abductees. I have been reliably informed that this message will reach some known persons upon this metal craft, and I believe truthfully that it would be rude and remiss of me to not introduce myself to all of you fine, good fellows.
My name is Stede Bonnet, the infamous Gentleman Pirate, scourge of the seven seas and Captain extraordinaire. I am, as ever, your humble servant aboard this vessel.
With fondest and warmest of regards,
Capt. Stede Bonnet
(formerly of the good ship,The Revenge.