No no no no no. Okay Rodney, get it together! Where's my computer?! At least this one works.
Fine... it'll have to do. Okay so where am I? Let's see, okay so it's... a space station. Oh great! Wonderful. Just my luck. We finally get back to Earth and all of a sudden I've been abducted. Aaaand it looks like I'm not the only one either. Great, just great. Okay, now to figure out who kidnapped me and how I can get back. There has to be a gate around here somewhere or maybe a ship I can use. Or some way I can contact Atlantis.
Wait, is this thing recording me?