Spinning Compass Comunications

You know, I'd ask the cliche question: What the fuck is wrong with you? But I really can't find I give a flying fuck. I do care that you have upset my boyfriend, and that it vaguely sounded like you were going to proposition him for sex, if you had it wouldn't be a text you'd be waking up to it would be my gun in your face.

I don't care if you don't respond to this, but you best fucking read it. Leave my boyfriend out of your weird Hemingway stalking bullshit. What you have for him isn't love, it's some fucked up fangirl worshiping shit. Whatever you think it is better not find its way to my front door again. Or you'll find my boot in your ass so far you'll be picking shoelaces out of your teeth for a month.

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Hey. I've got some place I need to be. If I'm not back on time, then Merry Christmas.

Still working on the time thing, huh?

Ring ring

Hey, can I ask a bigger favor than coffee and donuts?

Hey, I know Dan's not himself at the moment, but can we still have the coffee and donuts tomorrow evening? We're plodding on without him.

Hello. How have you been?

ring ring

Hello. I thought it might be best for my sanity if I did something other than admin for a change.

Do you want to do something? What does one generally do around here of a weekend?

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[Sort of a hurried whisper]

-- and what the bloody hell have you done with my clothes?

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There's a door to Coruscant. Maybe we could go track down any parts you might need for the Falcon. If you're interested.

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I volunteer.

Cassian sounds weary, exhausted and as if he just doesn't give a damn anymore

You're going to have to do better than this.

(backdated to after this: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/compass_comm/1144809.html)

Hey... Can you do me a favor? I need someone to watch Jack.

[there's sudden sounds of someone having a pretty bad fall, banging around and hitting things. If you listen carefully you can hear bones breaking and a bunch of swearing. Finally the sounds stop, there's silence for a moment and then you can hear him fairly clearly shouting]

What the FUCK!?

[muttered swearing, angry voice. There are alarms sounding in the background] Good for nothing Sith bastards. Once I get this baby fixed and off this rock we'll see who's laughing when I get through with you...