Spinning Compass Comunications

Hello,

As I’m sure some of you know, it is Ashley’s birthday on Monday. It is the last day before the door closes, and I would very much like to treat you all to an afternoon in Matlock, which is a nearby spa town. You can pick whatever treatments you like, and then there is afternoon tea included as well.

Please let me know if this sounds agreeable to you. My sister, Georgiana, will be able to assist if you require appropriate attire.

Best wishes,
Fitzwilliam Darcy.

-ahahaha Rawm, stop stop, no, I just... I just, I stood up and my legs didn't, that's all. I swear... Ah, no, sparks're tickly...

[OoC: Tommy's speech is a bit slurred and not really like himself at all]

( To all the Jakes and Tom )

[Group text to All the Sully Brothers, Sisters, and Little Izzy (and adopted Sullys)]

I know losing Mom is a huge blow. But our sister-in-law needs us. She lost JR and two of her babies, not the diapered ones they're still there. You know the protocol. Onsies, and Ice cream. At JRs. We need each other now more than ever.

is it sad we have a protocol for this?

[Tom Sr.]

Daddy?

[Ashley]

I'm so so very sorry. We're meeting at your Mom's, is there anything specific you need or want?

[Uncle Jakes (except the old one)]

I think Daddy's going to need you guys. ASAP. I'm collecting everybody else at JR's, if you want to bring him.

[Old Uncle Jake and Aunt (older) Suni]

Is there anything you and Aunt Suni need or want? Are you feeling up to coming to JR's for cuddles, onsies, and Ice Cream?

[Greg]

Hi. Are you okay?

[Mr Darcy]

First I'd like to apologize that this will be how we're meeting. I'm Sarah, Ashley's Aunt, and Miguel's significant other. We've had a bit of a tragedy this morning. Ashley's twin, TK, and her Baby Sister, Addie, have vanished. I know it will help Ashley cope greatly if you join us in a bit of a strange gathering.

I hope you get this

[Bobby]

We're doing onsies and ice cream, do you want to come? I have just finished finding wards that will help, and have them ready for use.

[Aunt Suni]

We're gathering at Shepard's and JR's. With Onesies and Ice cream, do you want to come and bring the babies?

[Twin Rachel]

I know you got the everybody text... But Richie's gone too.

[Miguel]

This never gets easier. Never. It's bad this time.

[Henry]

Are you okay?

Ring ring!

>>Rachel!
>>Ohmigod!
>>You're here you're heeeeere!
>>You
>>are
>>HEEEERE.
>>I sang that last one and now my kids are looking at me like I'm a giant weirdo.

( Rachel, you have one new text message )

Hey kid, it's good to hear you made it back! Dad

Would either of you like to adopt Anders' fish? It has a tank and food. And I'm sure he'd get a kick out the fish being adopted on 4/20.

I have Max's cat.

((Backdated to after the comm))

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I think Uncle Tony's gone.

I can't find him anywhere and his name's not in the phone.

Happy birthday! There's cake at the bakery with your names on it. Literally.

Hey. How are you?

( Open CB, under cut for length )

Fucking shit hole.

ring ring

Dammit Island! Really?

Where are my babies??

Milan?

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