Spinning Compass Comunications

There are a few distressed cougar noises. His voice is very low and gruff and sounds as if he's straining to talk

I can't change back! I've been trying for half an hour and it's not working!

How are you feeling? How's the family doing?

Are you okay? Did they find him?

Hey. Are you okay?

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Would you like to go check out the carnival?

I have a surprise for you but I need to deliver it in person. Is that okay?

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[Colquhoun]: Sing! Sing!

[Rob Duncan]: I dinna ken whit your on about, man!

[Colquhoun sings] Just a wee deoch an doris, just a wee drop, that's all. Just a wee deoch an doris afore ye gang awa- SING!

[Rob Duncan laughs nervously]

[Colquhoun sings] There's a wee wifey waitin' in a wee but an ben. If you can say, "It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht". Then yer a'richt, ye ken. FUCKING SING! Just a-

[Rob Duncan, after a pause, sings] - wee doech an doris-

[Colquhoun] Just a wee drop that's all, just a-

[Rob Duncan] -doech an doris, afore ye gang away-

[Colquhoun] There's a-

[Rob Duncan] - eh wee wifey waiting? In a wee- eh-

[Colquhoun] but an ben! If you can say-

[Rob Duncan] It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht-

[Colquhoun] Then you're all right, ye ken!

[They both start laughing and it cuts out]

Is this a cult? Not judging, just wondering what I've got myself into.

Oh, oh, and if you see a bloody reprobate called MacBryde dossing about round here, give a shout before he gets outrageous, yeah?