"-at the shock, Tommy?! I told you t-"
"No. No, it's okay. Are you okay? I'm okay"
"Of course you're okay, it was electricity, bit-head. And I'm okay. I'll just check Lyla wasn't fried."
"Hello, Miguel. You appear to be an adult again, welcome back. Using the arbitrary dating system in use on the station, it's October 1st, 2018 an-"
"What. The.
Shock."
"It's when?"
"Hello, Tommy Sully. You have grown older also. It's October 1st, 2018."
"Oh, crap."
"I will let Sarah know what has happened. Although Miguel's phone is broadcasting this entire conversation over the network, so she may already know."
"
Crap."
"I'm going to throttle you, Sully! No, I'll put you out an airlock. You said this was
theoretical!"
"Oh, come on, this is no worse than the time when we di-"
[the phone cuts off at this point]