Spinning Compass Comunications

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( Text to Thor )

( Text to Rocket )

I was wondering, would you like to be my date this Saturday?

The same text is sent separately to: Tony, Bruce, Thor, James, Peter and Loki

What is the last thing you remember? From our world.

Hello? Mr Stark? Karen's not working, but I think this thing is a radio.

IS THAT SPACE?

I am going through the door, there are things that need to brew and not be touched and the temptation to try to hurry them along is great. So I order not to touch them I'm going to give my hands something to do. Perhaps look for trouble. Or a sizable... someone to spar against that I don't want to see naked, that I wouldn't have to hold back with.

Also my son is camping, I would like to be in range if he needs help.

So if you need me that's where I'll be.

Brother, there is something I need to tell you.

( Communications to Rhysand and Shannon - likely to contain Infinity War spoilers )

Text to Brynhild
I'm sorry if I damaged any of your belongings while I was drunk.

Text to Lucy
Your mother and I will be exploring today. I'm not sure when we'll be back. You can always call us if you need us, but I've informed your grandfather and uncle of our departure. I've also told Feyre and Andras. If you need anything they'd be glad to help. Love you!

Text to Loki, Shannon, and Thor
Kat and I are going out today and I've told Lucy if she needs anything that you'll be there if we cannot answer her call. Please look out for her. Thank you both.

Text to Feyre and Andras
I'm going to have incredible sex with my future-wife for at least a day. Maybe a week. Who knows? Please look after Lucy for us if she needs anything. I'm the best. Sorry not sorry. Thank you for looking out for my daughter. Byyyye.

[A deep chuckle.]

Did you miss me?

[Rhysand & Thor]

How about we combine our households? It just feels right to me that everyone is in one place.

[Rhysand]

Rhys, I know we did not discuss this but I invited Lucy to stay with me too. It doesn't feel right that she's alone.

[Charlie shrieks through the CB]

MY MAMA HAVING A BABY! I GOING TO BE BIG BROTHER FOR CHRISTMAS!

(You know this took him like 5 hours to figure out how to add everyone to a single text.)

( Group Text to Avenger Buddies )

Need help. Fae went crazy and needs to be contained(not killed!).

I think we need to talk about the goat-boy.

[Ooc: Like Loki's phone Thor's screen flares up and it shows a message. His phone does not have a connection either.]

Nice try. You should have tried harder.

I require further information on these specters. On my hunt for a familiar face I saw earlier this day I found many of my own men who I have watched fall in battle. They do not respond to me when I call. They are some of the most ghastly things I have ever witnessed.

How do I slay them? They must be put back to their resting place.

( Call to Loki )

[The device clicks on as Thor clears his throat. He sounds very happy as he speaks, if not pausing slightly be someone is being a distraction.]

Good evening, friends. This is, ah, Thor. I speak to you tonight with joyful news. Lady Sif has agreed to become my queen! We have decided upon the winter's equinox as our celebratory date and you are all invited to attend. That date is, ah...December twenty-second! Tha-- Si--

[There's a soft clatter as the device is dropped onto a plush surface, face down. Proceed smooching sounds and sheet ruffles deafened by the microphone in the fabric. The phone picks up a minute or two of laughter and sweet nothings before there's an awful crack and cut off. The phone has broken.]