[Radio broadcast by upper-class British guy, early Wednesday morning, may wake some people up]
...see how this ridiculous thing works! There. I have it.
Can anyone hear this? I am in need of an explanation of how I can be away from this place for the better part of twenty years, and return to find that...certain people haven't aged a day. I always suspected I'd be back here, but the timing could not be worse. I've a newborn son to meet; I was supposed to be taking the carpet to London. This is very inconvenient.
...see how this ridiculous thing works! There. I have it.
Can anyone hear this? I am in need of an explanation of how I can be away from this place for the better part of twenty years, and return to find that...certain people haven't aged a day. I always suspected I'd be back here, but the timing could not be worse. I've a newborn son to meet; I was supposed to be taking the carpet to London. This is very inconvenient.