Spinning Compass Comunications

You know, I'd ask the cliche question: What the fuck is wrong with you? But I really can't find I give a flying fuck. I do care that you have upset my boyfriend, and that it vaguely sounded like you were going to proposition him for sex, if you had it wouldn't be a text you'd be waking up to it would be my gun in your face.

I don't care if you don't respond to this, but you best fucking read it. Leave my boyfriend out of your weird Hemingway stalking bullshit. What you have for him isn't love, it's some fucked up fangirl worshiping shit. Whatever you think it is better not find its way to my front door again. Or you'll find my boot in your ass so far you'll be picking shoelaces out of your teeth for a month.

Mark Darcy Mark Darcy Mark Darcy. Wanna hear a joke?

Hello Robert. If we were to get some tea or a coffee this afternoon, would you a) be free, b) want to, c) promise not to read my mind?

( Sent to Mr Rochester throughout the day )