Spinning Compass Comunications

[There was a loud, and obviously irritated screech at first. Then a hissed guttural voice came over the cb.]
Ssssomething happened. The wingssss are back, I have a tail, and .... everything isss all wrong.

[There was what could have been a hissed gasp.]
Isss that what I ssssound like!?

[A other screech was cut off.]

[Adam sounds almost bewildered and very sleepy]

Excusez-moi, mais je ne me sens pas très bien. Et... je ne sais pas où je suis.