Spinning Compass Comunications

[Static, cutting in and out at first] Useless piece - the interface is - out of - centuries - bypass the initial - on the valve - to bring us back?

[Pause.] Eh- Captain? Don't leave me hanging here, what the hell has gone wrong?

[Pause.] OI! KIRK! ANSWER ME YOU USELESS LUMP OF HAIR GEL!