I think we've pissed about long enough, going on the island's timeline it's time we were married. Now I don't expect you to ask me. So Malc - can I make an honest(ish) man out of you? x
Are you out yet? I haven't heard from you in ages which I'm taking in as a good sign, but I just wanted to check. We should go for a drink sometime, when you're feeling up to it.
Okay, is there anyone of my island here - okay, that just sounds like a load of bollocks, my island and I sound like a downright git. Anyway, are you out there?
And if you're an Other, do me a bloody favor and kill yourself. Thank you very much.