Alex,
I've heard what I go on to do to you. Whether or not it was an act of revenge, I shouldn't have dragged you into that. Done that to somebody else. So for what it's worth, I'm sorry. I realise an apology doesn't exactly cut it, so if you still feel the need to beat me up or throw haggis at me, no-one's going to stop you. The only thing that I ask is that you don't tell my wife. She doesn't deserve to get caught up in this, just as you didn't.
-Cutler