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The Landlord ([info]letalelandlord) wrote in [info]bellumletale,
@ 2009-12-18 20:24:00

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Entry tags:beast, black forest witch, dracula, ichabod crane, landlord, mina harker, red riding hood, willful child

{Posted the day after the masquerade.}

You fucking moronic sods. I don't know what I'm going to do with you all.

First you get the fucking decorations wrong. Then, at the masque, you get in fights and fuck one another across the floor, thus, alright, winning me back over.

And then you manage to drown your stupid selves and let some idiot girl go into a fucking coma?

And you were so close to getting on my good side.

I'm not pleased. And trust me, there will be repercussions. You're a bunch of bloody idiot children. You're very, very lucky I can't fucking pin this on any one of you directly.

Oh, and to the fine lady whose company I enjoyed--I'll wear the mask with the purple beak when next we meet if it'd make you more comfortable. You did so get around, sweetheart.



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[info]ex_auguries536
2009-12-19 04:13 am UTC (link)
Remind me why we care what you have to say?

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:41 am UTC (link)
Because I'm your Landlord. You manage to get the rent together this month yet?

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(no subject) - [info]ex_auguries536, 2009-12-19 04:45 am UTC
0000/104 - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:47 am UTC
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Re: 0000/104 - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:55 am UTC
Re: 0000/104 - [info]ex_auguries536, 2009-12-19 04:57 am UTC

[info]pied
2009-12-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
Oh, look, it's the asshole again.

You don't know Theresa, and you don't care about Theresa, so shut the fuck up about Theresa.

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:42 am UTC (link)
I do care about Theresa! I care that she dove headfirst into a fucking well. Tasteless move.

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(no subject) - [info]pied, 2009-12-19 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pied, 2009-12-19 04:50 am UTC
000/201 - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:52 am UTC
Re: 000/201 - [info]pied, 2009-12-19 04:53 am UTC
Re: 000/201 - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:54 am UTC
Re: 000/201 - [info]pied, 2009-12-19 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyprian, 2009-12-19 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pied, 2009-12-19 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyprian, 2009-12-19 05:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pied, 2009-12-19 06:10 am UTC
201. - [info]justlikelife, 2009-12-19 06:58 am UTC
Re: 201. - [info]pied, 2009-12-19 07:00 am UTC

[info]nobleblood
2009-12-19 04:27 am UTC (link)
Do not act as though you care. All you manage to do is make a fool of yourself.

Go away and lea

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:43 am UTC (link)
...I'm sorry, I think you fucking misinterpreted me.

And while we're on the subject of things that clearly didn't get through your fucking head, give me a single fucking reason why I shouldn't hold you personally responsible for all of this out of a lack of anybody better to blame?

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(no subject) - [info]nobleblood, 2009-12-19 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nobleblood, 2009-12-19 04:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 05:17 am UTC
#0000/P3 - [info]nobleblood, 2009-12-19 05:24 am UTC
Re: #0000/P3 - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:30 pm UTC
Re: #0000/P3 - [info]nobleblood, 2009-12-19 06:49 pm UTC

[info]ex_sanguine300
2009-12-19 04:31 am UTC (link)
...

That weren't real nice, none of what you just said. Why would you do that?

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:43 am UTC (link)
Because it's true, gorgeous. Nobody ever said I was a nice man.

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(no subject) - [info]ex_sanguine300, 2009-12-19 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_sanguine300, 2009-12-19 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_sanguine300, 2009-12-19 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_sanguine300, 2009-12-19 05:28 pm UTC

[info]blackcatsrbad
2009-12-19 04:35 am UTC (link)
...

Someone drowned, and another is in a coma, and all you can say is that you're not pleased?

Asshole.

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:44 am UTC (link)
It's fucking ridiculous and inconvenient and stupid. Of course I'm not pleased.

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(no subject) - [info]blackcatsrbad, 2009-12-19 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackcatsrbad, 2009-12-19 04:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 05:11 am UTC

[info]rosesarereed
2009-12-19 04:36 am UTC (link)
Fuck. You.

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:44 am UTC (link)
Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass this time, darling.

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(no subject) - [info]rosesarereed, 2009-12-19 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 05:11 am UTC

[info]justlikelife
2009-12-19 04:38 am UTC (link)
You can't pin it-- which means it was nobody's fault?

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:45 am UTC (link)
There's no proof it's anyone's fault--which doesn't mean that it isn't. Might still blame somebody for it.

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(no subject) - [info]justlikelife, 2009-12-19 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]justlikelife, 2009-12-19 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]justlikelife, 2009-12-19 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 05:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]justlikelife, 2009-12-19 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]justlikelife, 2009-12-19 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]justlikelife, 2009-12-20 06:25 am UTC

[info]old_fashioned
2009-12-19 04:58 am UTC (link)
TACT. For god's sake Can't something be done?

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 05:14 am UTC (link)
Not a fucking thing. Shame, isn't it? But don't worry, someone will get punished all the same.

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(no subject) - [info]old_fashioned, 2009-12-19 05:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:33 pm UTC

[info]labete
2009-12-19 05:09 am UTC (link)
Did you have fun pretending to be human last night?

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 05:14 am UTC (link)
It was a fucking hilarious good time. How about yourself?

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(no subject) - [info]labete, 2009-12-19 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]labete, 2009-12-19 05:34 am UTC
0000/R1 - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:37 pm UTC
Re: 0000/R1 - [info]labete, 2009-12-19 06:27 pm UTC

[info]shebringscurses
2009-12-19 05:42 am UTC (link)
Watch who you blame. Some of us had nothing to do with this.

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Proof would be lovely. Haven't got any? Awww, what a shame.

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(no subject) - [info]shebringscurses, 2009-12-19 08:58 pm UTC

[info]not_henry
2009-12-19 05:46 am UTC (link)
Hi.

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Evening. I hope you haven't turned against me as well. These people. They're like little yappy dogs.

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(no subject) - [info]not_henry, 2009-12-19 04:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]not_henry, 2009-12-19 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]letalelandlord, 2009-12-19 04:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]not_henry, 2009-12-19 04:44 pm UTC

[info]ohno_opoclips
2009-12-19 06:56 am UTC (link)
So, did you have to fish him out with a net, or was there like a garbage disposal switch you could flip or something? haha

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[info]letalelandlord
2009-12-19 04:29 pm UTC (link)
I like you crazy idiot boy. You've got style.

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[info]meannotgreen
2009-12-19 09:20 pm UTC (link)
Drown? A coma? I think I left too early

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