[ There is a knock on the door of 701. Upon investigation, there is no one in the hallway, but a compact disc has been taped to the door. The CD has only one song on it. ]
I'm Diego, and I have just moved in! I arrived here the day before yesterday, and I am very excited to meet all of you in this building. I'm in room 1201, which I know is a long climb for some of you, but I love to entertain visitors! I recently returned to the United States from spending two weeks in Pakistan, so you can see I love to travel. I know very little about Bellum so far, but I've heard that you all here love your stories. So please come and share them with me! I love to listen to and tell stories, so I would love to hear yours.