Angel Grove Comms

>>come play with me, cap'n!

>>Know yer busy with magic bits

>>Jus'though' 'd tell ye 'ow much I love ye

>>This is a group text for some very important people.

>>If you are reading this, you are invited to have lunch with us this Saturday afternoon.

>>Shay and I have something very important to ask all of you.

>>And want to celebrate you in the process.

>>Is this Saturday okay for it?

I love ye

>>I've realised a few things I need to do after our conversation with Sebastian last week.

>>And one of them is an overdue talk we need to have.

>>Therefore, I am calling a family meeting.

>>Will tomorrow suffice?

Oi, Harry! Ye Alrigh’? I heard an awful lot of yellin’ comin’ all t’way from t’kitchen. Now I am very good at when ye are pissed off and I’m yer oldest friend. So I’m gonna ask and hope ye tell me. What the bloody hell has got ye madder than the seven seas, and who the bloody hell do I have to gut with a sword to make me pay for pissin’ ye off? And can I do anythin’ t’make ye feel better? I’m here fer ya.

Uma