Angel Grove Comms

>>Hey guys
>>Check this out (NSFW-ish?)

>>Hey daddy.
>>How's life been?
>>[little video of the twins playing]

>>Give me your best parenting advice, would you? I'm a god damn novice.

[Text to Trott]
>> Congrats, mate! You're going to be a mummy.

Xephos:
>>Hey, Xephos?

Serfa:
>>Hey sis

>> You seem a little... on edge.

>>Uh, guys.
>>Guess what...

>>Xephos...
>>Spaceman.
>>I need you.
>>Now.

>>Quest get: Owl Star constellation
>>Objective 1)Gain herb tablets[√]
>>Objective 2)See Medicine man [√]
>>Objective 3)Check in with friends and family [√]
>>Objective 4) wait 40 weeks. - 8/40[ ]

>>So this is a transcript of a conversation we had.
>>While IN HOSPITAL.

{Me: So, I think we should stop with kids for now.
Nano: But... flux army?
Me: No. What? Why an army? We have 5 kids already, he has a tendency to make multiples. We're not going to.
Lalna: You bring up valid points, but you are ignoring the most important part.
Me: What?
Lalna: Army. WE HAVE TO OUT NUMBER THEM SOMEHOW!
Nano: AGREED!
Me: NO! What is wrong with you two. Our uteruses can only handle so much.
Nano: Speak for yourself, mine is made of obsidian and doom.}

>>SOMEONE SAVE ME PLEASE.

Xephos:
>>I'm going to die, I need to get to end stone.


Zeoy:
>>I might be dying...the ender part of me is dying.
>>And so I will die.

Sips:
>>We got the baby disorder again!
( Cut because even Nano finds it rude )

>> Your brother told me.
>> You can kill him later.

>>Who's coming to the wedding?
>>Tell us and we'll pick you up!

>> So. You know how I've always been the only one without anything special from our parents?
>> That just changed.

>> Mum?
>> Got something to tell you.
>> Please don't take it badly

>>I am about to birth something the size of a cantaloupe from my loins.
>>I require assistance and forceps.
>>But seriously, send help.
>>This hurts a lot.

>>At A&E, mine collapsed and the dwarf was in it.
>>He's not doing well.
>>Doctors say coma and that he'll be transferred to intensive care.

Xephos:
>>Hey, daddy?

Axia, Serfa, and Caleb:
>>GUESS WHAT MOTHER TRUCKERS.

Serfa:
>>Hey uh, Serfa?
>>Guess what.
>>[Picture of him proposing to her in front of the Cinderella face character, the face character covering her hand from happy]
>>[Picture of her hand with this on]

Xephos:
>>Guess what, daddy.
>>[Picture of him proposing to her in front of the Cinderella face character, the face character covering her hand from happy]
>>[Picture of her hand with this on]

Doctor:
>>Doctor... I know you might still be annoyed at me after the bubble bath incident.
>>But can I ask you something?

>> Hey, princess...
>> Going to guess Axia told you.

((OOC: And once more, TW for sexual abuse and related nastiness in the comments.))