Angel Grove Comms

>>Eat your vegetables.
>>NSFW

>>Xenil was born a few days ago.
>>Been too occupied to tell anyone.
>>[pic of little dark haired babby with glowing hands]

>>Give me your best parenting advice, would you? I'm a god damn novice.

[Text to Trott]
>> Congrats, mate! You're going to be a mummy.

>>Quest get: Owl Star constellation
>>Objective 1)Gain herb tablets[√]
>>Objective 2)See Medicine man [√]
>>Objective 3)Check in with friends and family [√]
>>Objective 4) wait 40 weeks. - 8/40[ ]

>>So this is a transcript of a conversation we had.
>>While IN HOSPITAL.

{Me: So, I think we should stop with kids for now.
Nano: But... flux army?
Me: No. What? Why an army? We have 5 kids already, he has a tendency to make multiples. We're not going to.
Lalna: You bring up valid points, but you are ignoring the most important part.
Me: What?
Lalna: Army. WE HAVE TO OUT NUMBER THEM SOMEHOW!
Nano: AGREED!
Me: NO! What is wrong with you two. Our uteruses can only handle so much.
Nano: Speak for yourself, mine is made of obsidian and doom.}

>>SOMEONE SAVE ME PLEASE.

Sips:
>>We got the baby disorder again!
( Cut because even Nano finds it rude )

>>Hey, can I tell you something.

[TW: for talk of rape and suicide]

>>I am about to birth something the size of a cantaloupe from my loins.
>>I require assistance and forceps.
>>But seriously, send help.
>>This hurts a lot.

>>So... female pronouns please until otherwise stated.
>>I love that you all are so supportive.

Sips:
>>Hey, being a total sappy romantic.
>>And being all traditional.
>>I'd like to ask if I can ask to marry your daughter.

Shane:
>>Hey, sis.
>>You think you and Carmen are up for a double date night type thing tonight?
>>My treat entirely.
>>I got a raise~

Lalna:
>>So, I'm kind of late.

Yogs about an hour or so after:
>>So, Lalna knocked me up~

>>Hey, so we kept it quiet for the sake of privacy.
>>Made it so it was just me there and everything.
>>But meet Tara Enderborn
>>[Picture]
>>Zoey and her are in hospital for about 2-3 weeks, but doctor's seem hopeful she'll be able to come sooner than usual.

>> hey
>> owl lady
>> look at this

>>Hey Dad?

>>Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips
>>there's a big robot thing outside the stone barn thing.
>>I've got a hammer, that's it.
>>Send help.
>>plzkthx

>>Sorry.
>>For worrying you.

Xephos
>>Daaaaad.
>>Axia is finally being the naughty one.
>>She's gone over to shag Silas I think.

Sips
>>MY SISTER AND YOUR SON
>>ALL I AM SAYING

>>Yo.
>>Dirtface.

( Cut for image )

>>So Zoey is pregnant and I need a drink.
>>You down for going to a bar?